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One who stands up after taking a shit and cuts their poo in half with their urine.
"What about us loggers, hard working folk that stand up after they take a poo and cut it in half with their urine"
by Kenneth Jay Crowe February 04, 2014
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Jan 18 Word of the Day
1. Blue Monday is the most depressing day of the year, calculated by Dr. Cliff Arnall, a researcher at the University of Cardiff's Center for Lifelong Learning.
Factors used to calculate the date included weather conditions, debt level, time since Christmas, time since failing our New Year's resolutions, low motivation and feeling the need to take action.

In 2005 the date was calculated as January 24th, in 2006 it was January 23rd, and in 2007 it was January 22nd.

2. A song by the hard rock band Orgy from their album Candy Ass.
1. Guy: "Aw man, I feel like absolute shit today."
Friend: "Yeah, same here. I hate Blue Monday."

2. "I wish I could sing Blue Monday to my ex-girlfriend, she's such a bitch."
by L_Roku August 31, 2007
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A misspelling of the twitch emote "poggers", usually used by those with fat thumbs and auto-correct.
by obsidianwings October 26, 2020
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An enormous piece of unusually solid feces, which usually causes much discomfort through the action of release. Loggers are usually lengthy. Sometimes, because of their enormous size, loggers rip small tissues in the intestines, causing blood to come out with the logger itself.
After I released the logger into the toilet, I bled out of my anus.
by CaffeineNicotine July 01, 2003
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A person, (usually a parent) that will go out of their way to stop you from getting it in at any time. They literally chop down your wood, rendering it unusable.
Girl - "I'd love to come over, but my mom says I have to go home right after the movie :/ again"

Guy - "THAT'S IT!! That logger has sawed my log one time too many!"
by Buttah P March 24, 2011
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