One who stands up after taking a shit and cuts their poo in half with their urine.

I couldn’t care less (but one must keep up appearances, right?)

An enormous piece of unusually solid feces, which usually causes much discomfort through the action of release. Loggers are usually lengthy. Sometimes, because of their enormous size, loggers rip small tissues in the intestines, causing blood to come out with the logger itself.

A person works in the forest harvesting timber.

A person, (usually a parent) that will go out of their way to stop you from getting it in at any time. They literally chop down your wood, rendering it unusable.

Someone who gets a boner frequently

Someone who spends nearly all their time logged onto a pc or the internet.