Someone who logs for douches. Similiar to a logger or lumber jack, only with douches.
To be a douche logger, one would float uncut douches down a river, till they get to a douche plant. That plant will cut the douches to appropriate sizes, and then ship them off to another plant in order to complete the douche process.
Fred: Your sister is a succubus
Joe: At least she isn't like your dad, the douche logger.
Pasty Cakes: A term I use to describe someone who is very white, or albino.
Hey Pasty Cakes!
You're a Pasty Cake.
To mine for douches. A literal worker who wakes up, grabs a pick axe, and heads off to mine for douches. Same as a gold miner, but with douches.
Fred: I fucking hacksawed your mom's ass last night!
Joe: Well you're a douche miner!
A term used to describe a faggot and or a fag+baggle.
To be a faggle one must first prove to be a faggot and or a fag+baggle. It's obviousy how to do so, just sleep with men and or with baggles.
Tom: You're such a faggle!
Joe: That's not what your baggle said last night!!!