Lockup 

When your brain shuts down after seeing a fantastic piece of ass walk by, preventing you from continuing whatever you were doing.

Boris and Jerry are having lunch at McDonald's talking about neural networks just as a milf walks past. Jerry notices the milf....

Boris: "Please explain what you mean by the nested node method of traversing..."

Jerry: "Huh,.... hang on Boris I am having a lockup, I need a moment to reboot"

Lockup by JerryfromAus April 12, 2008

lockup 

when the cube wont turn

prolly woulda been pb if i didnt lockup smh

lockup by cablewastaken December 2, 2023

lockup dress

A dress (or other garment) with a zipper, buttons, or other closures in back that is impossible or nearly impossible for the wearer to remove by herself.

The wearer, without the help of another person, is "locked in" the dress.

This dress has buttons all down the back that must all be open to get it on or off; it is therefore a lockup dress.

I can't reach the zipper on the back of this lockup dress.

This jumper is a lockup dress also locks the blouse on your body. Even if the blouse does not have any zipper or buttons in back, the jumper goes on top and must be removed first before the blouse.

lockup dress by bedd time September 15, 2010

Lockup - You Know? 

Lockup is a documentary which airs on MSNBC. The show documents inmates serving time in jails and prisons. "You Know?" is the most commonly said phrase; which is used excessively by almost every single inmate. So Lockup - You Know? comes from the simple fact that the show is called "Lockup", and that every episode will include people that will say "You Know?" at the end of each one of their sentence.

Roses are red, you know? Violets are blue, you know? The inmates on Lockup can't articulate their thoughts without saying you know, you know? So it ends up being all about Lockup - You Know?

Lockup - You Know? by the2ndflood July 7, 2010

lockup season 

when the weather gets colder and people grow and buy less weed.

I hope you not expecting that premium shit, it's lockup season.

lockup season by 420smoke September 12, 2018

Love after lockup 

Train wreck

Have you heard they’re making season 3 of Love After Lockup??

Love after lockup by loveafterlockup February 29, 2020

Polish lockup 

A social situation where a very attractive or desirable woman demonstrates romantic or sexual interest in a man, yet the man is totally oblivious to the woman's intentions.

"Dude, what happened? I thought G-Money had that girl locked up."
"No, buddy. It was a total Polish lockup. She wanted him so bad, but he didn't see it. After G-Money left, she asked me for his phone number!"
"He'd be slapping those nice titties all night if he wasn't so retarded."

Polish lockup by neodood July 31, 2006