Lochlen 

A fucking Esh lord who smoked fat cones

Lochlen is sexy

Lochlen by Eshayeshhh October 17, 2022

Lochlann 

A person with the intelligence of a deity, the strength of an ox, and a psionic capability of a mind flayer. They are far superior to everyone around them and deserve to be treated with respect.

Hell there Lochlann, my lord and savior

Lochlann by cool i guess June 8, 2018

Lochlan 

He is someone you can just fall in love with. He funny around his friends, he will talk about serious things when he needs to. He is cute but can get work done. He is the person you would want as a leader

Person 1: omg look at that guy

Person 2: yeah he is a total Lochlan let’s go talk to him

Lochlan by Jesscc June 10, 2018

Lochlan 

Lochlan's Are Usually The Cute/Gullible Type Of Guys. They're Funny And They Know How To Make People Laugh. They're Good With Being Romantic Too.

Person 1: Did You See That Kid Over There?
Person 2: he's Quite The Lochlan

Lochlan by -M☺️ August 9, 2016

Lochlan 

Man with a penis as big as his heart. :)

That Lochlan, what a guy.

Lochlan by Mckenzie157 March 1, 2017

Lochlan 

Name of the individual with the largest, thicket, healthiest penis on the planet. Often used when comparing other penis sizes.

Girl 1: His penis was huge! Probably almost 1/10 of a Lochlan!
Girl 2: Whoa, that's almost 9 inches right?

Lochlan by Kola January 27, 2003

Lochlann 

Lochlann Is a cute boy with perfect blonde hair and piercing blue eyes, he is extremely thoughtful and romantic. He will be willing to eat any food you offer him... Especially flakes. He melts your heart.

Person: Dinosaurs are kinda cute...
Lochlann: Yeah, they are true beauties of this world.
Person: Mhm..
Lochlann: Just like you.

Lochlann by xox.Demii.xox May 29, 2018