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a very dumb, annoying person who doesn't get along with the public and can be a real party pooper. a lochlun is a triangle trying to get through society's square, he wont fit in with anyone. Many people hate lochluns and how annoying they can be, they are the definition of a hypocrite.
lochlun: you are so stupid
Guy: you got a 2 on your math quiz
lochlun: stfu im talking to you that was an accident you probably did worse
Guy: no i got 100!
lochlun:stfu no you didnt your such a hypocrite
guy:how!?
lochlun: cuz i said so
lochlun by material.gworl March 1, 2022
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guy: i failed my math test!
other guy: What a lochlun
lochlun by material.gworl March 1, 2022

Lochlann 

A person with the intelligence of a deity, the strength of an ox, and a psionic capability of a mind flayer. They are far superior to everyone around them and deserve to be treated with respect.
Hell there Lochlann, my lord and savior
Lochlann by cool i guess June 8, 2018
He is someone you can just fall in love with. He funny around his friends, he will talk about serious things when he needs to. He is cute but can get work done. He is the person you would want as a leader
Person 1: omg look at that guy

Person 2: yeah he is a total Lochlan let’s go talk to him
Lochlan by Jesscc June 10, 2018
Lochlan's Are Usually The Cute/Gullible Type Of Guys. They're Funny And They Know How To Make People Laugh. They're Good With Being Romantic Too.
Person 1: Did You See That Kid Over There?
Person 2: he's Quite The Lochlan
Lochlan by -M☺️ August 9, 2016
Man with a penis as big as his heart. :)
That Lochlan, what a guy.
Lochlan by Mckenzie157 March 1, 2017
Name of the individual with the largest, thicket, healthiest penis on the planet. Often used when comparing other penis sizes.
Girl 1: His penis was huge! Probably almost 1/10 of a Lochlan!
Girl 2: Whoa, that's almost 9 inches right?
Lochlan by Kola January 27, 2003