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Locanto by bobba genush April 13, 2010
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Lecanto High School
Medium-sized school placed in the middle of the woods in the hellhole of Citrus County, Florida. As you know, it's about 30 minutes away civilization. Or what civilization Citrus has to offer. Everybody knows everybody. Good basketball team, not-so-wonderful football team. The other schools in Citrus are Citrus High and Crystal River, both of which suck terribly.
Lecanto High School by GOPANTHERS July 3, 2009
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Locanto • locantore • lecanto • Lecanto High School • locante • Locator • Loganton • logantoosmoove • ideo locator • Family Locator
locante
A particularly sneaky Italian man whom enjoys the construction and or consumption of large amounts of fat free meats.
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locante (verb) - to sincerely promise to keep a particularly disturbing secret, but then yelling it in a fit of rage across a hallway after an argument.
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locante (verb) - to sincerely promise to keep a particularly disturbing secret, but then yelling it in a fit of rage across a hallway after an argument.
locante by BryceBerryManne November 9, 2007
Loganton
The cutest city you will ever find; holding about 300 people as their population. This city is built on agrarian culture with Farmers and Amish. There is nothing industrial. This town consists of many farms, 2 hair salons, 1 bank, few stores, 2 schools, and wonderful people.
Loganton by kuntrygurlyeehaw March 5, 2011
Family Locator
A smartphone app where overprotective moms can stalk their kids. It uses the signal given off by their phones to track their every movement. They are, however, easy to trick. If you go off somewhere, leave your phone with a friend. However, the app is actually quite useless because if a rapist kidnaps your child, then they will probably be prepared for the app and leave the phone somewhere.
Rapist: o yea, look at this kid i just kidnapped! o shit hes got family locator. ill just leave his phone in the mall somewhere. i beat the system, woot!
Family Locator by Winky the House Elf April 30, 2010
Hater Locators
Prescription glasses, spectacles, or contact lenses. Allows clinically blind to detect and avoid haters from afar.
Hater Locators by Whisky Rivers December 3, 2010
lecanto
a small town in Citrus County Florida, where obnoxious rednecks and white supremacy reigns . Sister town to Crystal River (home of the abandoned circus tent of a mall) and Inverness (Where Elvis came for 2 minutes and then left and never returned). We don't have much to brag about. But at least we have a walmart and a mcdonalds now.
"I went to Lecanto last week and came back with 3 STDS and a tattoo of Mitt Romney on my ass cheeks."
lecanto by cantwakeupWAKEMEUPINSIDE August 10, 2016
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