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by bobba genush April 13, 2010
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A particularly sneaky Italian man whom enjoys the construction and or consumption of large amounts of fat free meats.
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locante (verb) - to sincerely promise to keep a particularly disturbing secret, but then yelling it in a fit of rage across a hallway after an argument.
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locante (verb) - to sincerely promise to keep a particularly disturbing secret, but then yelling it in a fit of rage across a hallway after an argument.
by BryceBerryManne November 9, 2007
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by kuntrygurlyeehaw March 5, 2011
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Rapist: o yea, look at this kid i just kidnapped! o shit hes got family locator. ill just leave his phone in the mall somewhere. i beat the system, woot!
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by Whisky Rivers December 3, 2010
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"I went to Lecanto last week and came back with 3 STDS and a tattoo of Mitt Romney on my ass cheeks."
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