Locanto 

Local Classified Ads Now Taking Over

Local Classified ads are so popular now, like your locanto.com and other cool sites where you can trade stuff and advertise better in your area.

Locanto by bobba genush April 13, 2010

Lecanto High School 

Medium-sized school placed in the middle of the woods in the hellhole of Citrus County, Florida. As you know, it's about 30 minutes away civilization. Or what civilization Citrus has to offer. Everybody knows everybody. Good basketball team, not-so-wonderful football team. The other schools in Citrus are Citrus High and Crystal River, both of which suck terribly.

You go to lecanto High School too?!

Lecanto High School by GOPANTHERS July 3, 2009

locante 

A particularly sneaky Italian man whom enjoys the construction and or consumption of large amounts of fat free meats.
or..
locante (verb) - to sincerely promise to keep a particularly disturbing secret, but then yelling it in a fit of rage across a hallway after an argument.

(verb) Dude, I got totally Locanted today; now everyone knows I think about black weniers...

locante by BryceBerryManne November 9, 2007

Loganton

The cutest city you will ever find; holding about 300 people as their population. This city is built on agrarian culture with Farmers and Amish. There is nothing industrial. This town consists of many farms, 2 hair salons, 1 bank, few stores, 2 schools, and wonderful people.

I think I'm going to travel to Loganton to be relieved of the city life for a while.

Loganton by kuntrygurlyeehaw March 5, 2011

Family Locator 

A smartphone app where overprotective moms can stalk their kids. It uses the signal given off by their phones to track their every movement. They are, however, easy to trick. If you go off somewhere, leave your phone with a friend. However, the app is actually quite useless because if a rapist kidnaps your child, then they will probably be prepared for the app and leave the phone somewhere.

Rapist: o yea, look at this kid i just kidnapped! o shit hes got family locator. ill just leave his phone in the mall somewhere. i beat the system, woot!

Family Locator by Winky the House Elf April 30, 2010

Hater Locators 

Prescription glasses, spectacles, or contact lenses. Allows clinically blind to detect and avoid haters from afar.

C-sharp's prescription is weak shit, so she went to the doctor to get new hater locators.

Hater Locators by Whisky Rivers December 3, 2010

lecanto 

a small town in Citrus County Florida, where obnoxious rednecks and white supremacy reigns . Sister town to Crystal River (home of the abandoned circus tent of a mall) and Inverness (Where Elvis came for 2 minutes and then left and never returned). We don't have much to brag about. But at least we have a walmart and a mcdonalds now.

"I went to Lecanto last week and came back with 3 STDS and a tattoo of Mitt Romney on my ass cheeks."

lecanto by cantwakeupWAKEMEUPINSIDE August 10, 2016