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Prescription 

A remedy or cure for what ails you

A solution to the problem

Usually a term for medically prescribed drugs
The best prescription for pain is being outdoors, taking time to "smell the roses", watch the hummingbirds outside your window & Love with all your heart!

prescription 

Getting some damn good road head. Rx = RoadHead Extreme.
Damn, that bitch filled my prescription awful fast, kinda like your mom.
prescription by delorise December 28, 2005

Prescription 

Hym "Let me guess. Your prescription is 'Join my breeding cult and enslave a woman with the threat of hell fire and that will cure men's loneliness.' Right? Your memory isn't very good because I ALREADY TRIED THAT! That didn't work! Remember!? You were there!"
Prescription by Hym Iam August 17, 2023

prescription pants 

Similar to v-neck pants. Worn by people who go to clubs because they suck.
Of coarse he wears prescription pants, he also wears striped shirts from nordstrom and too much cologne
prescription pants by sneekix September 15, 2006

prescription tv 

'satelite' or 'cable' when you don’t know which one of the two (if not instead *neither* or *both*) someone(the person you’re addressing) has, or when you want to avoid sounding controversial(lol).

synonyms: prescription tv, prescription TV, prescription television, subscription t.v., prescription T.V., prescription t.v, prescription T.V; satelite\cable, satelite/cable, cable\satelite, cable/satelite
me: Sara, do you have prescription tv??

Sara: ...

me: Errr, do you have satelite\cable?
prescription tv by Victor Van Styn August 18, 2005

Prescription Pimp

A doctor or a psychiatrist, but one who over prescribes medications and doesn't know their DSM. Usually sought out by pill junkies or parents who don't understand caffeine and children don't mix.
Kid is running around the house at twelve am tweaking on caffeinated soda.

Mom: wakes up "damnit, johnny's up again running around?!?!"

Dad: rolls over tired "Can't you just take him to the prescription pimp tomorrow and have this fixed? I mean were awesome parents and have done everything"

meanwhile, on the nightstand, a baggie of weed sits.
Prescription Pimp by NardTard August 5, 2012
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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