The best prescription for pain is being outdoors, taking time to "smell the roses", watch the hummingbirds outside your window & Love with all your heart!
Hym "Let me guess. Your prescription is 'Join my breeding cult and enslave a woman with the threat of hell fire and that will cure men's loneliness.' Right? Your memory isn't very good because I ALREADY TRIED THAT! That didn't work! Remember!? You were there!"
'satelite' or 'cable' when you don’t know which one of the two (if not instead *neither* or *both*) someone(the person you’re addressing) has, or when you want to avoid sounding controversial(lol).
A doctor or a psychiatrist, but one who over prescribes medications and doesn't know their DSM. Usually sought out by pill junkies or parents who don't understand caffeine and children don't mix.
Kid is running around the house at twelve am tweaking on caffeinated soda.
Mom: wakes up "damnit, johnny's up again running around?!?!"
Dad: rolls over tired "Can't you just take him to the prescription pimp tomorrow and have this fixed? I mean were awesome parents and have done everything"
meanwhile, on the nightstand, a baggie of weed sits.