locante

A particularly sneaky Italian man whom enjoys the construction and or consumption of large amounts of fat free meats.
or..
locante (verb) - to sincerely promise to keep a particularly disturbing secret, but then yelling it in a fit of rage across a hallway after an argument.

(verb) Dude, I got totally Locanted today; now everyone knows I think about black weniers...

by BryceBerryManne November 9, 2007

Tauntaun Locater Unit

A device intended for use in emergency situations on Oregon's Mount Hood. In a whiteout, climbers will activate the Tauntaun Locater Unit to summon tauntauns from their top-secret stable at the top of the Palmer Chair Lift. They will then mount the noble steeds and ride them to safety at Gaper Headquarters (the Timberline Lodge Parking Lot). In especially dire conditions, a climber may cut a tauntaun open and burrow inside for warmth. This is a dangerous practice, however, as it may attract wampa ice creatures.

Gaper #1: "I tried to climb Mt Hood but got lost 100 feet above Timberline. I have a GPS, so I would have thought success was guaranteed."

Gaper #2: "It was very foolish of you to attempt der Mordwand without a Tauntaun Locater Unit. You should go to REI right now and get one!"

by Dan Forester December 27, 2008

Locatelli

the most badass people u will ever meet. sexyass, rich Italian who are the most awesome people in the world. Nobody can hate a Locatelli (:

who is that awesome person over there?
idk but it must be a Locatelli.

by BriBanana777 June 23, 2010

Scenetrally located

A home, venue or work space that is located where all the cool kids hang-out granting access to climbing up the cool ladder right outside your doorstep.

"I'm checking out this spot around Milwaukee and Damen. The rent is crazy high and it's a shithole but it's got a huge window where I can hang art for all the hipsters to see when the clubs let out."
"Yea, that spot is scenetrally located, you've got a chance to get some status."

by djlimbs March 24, 2010

Z-Locate

Mostly used by hackers, this word means to locate/collect data on someone using Facebook.

Okay, guys, let's Z-Locate his data.

by Mr_Melancholy June 3, 2018

Locateist

The act of provoking a privilege based on where you live/are located.

"So I know this person who judges people based on where they live, they can be so locateist"

by Sir_Colour December 30, 2020

Dusty Locane

An up and coming drill rapper from Brooklyn. Commonly mistaken for popsmoke due to his deep voice and often regaded as the bootleg wannabe popsmoke.

Jacob: yo play that new popsmoke

Friend: *plays dusty locane*
Jacob: who tf is that! That's not popsmoke are u dumb?

by Megaturkyman January 30, 2021