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A particularly sneaky Italian man whom enjoys the construction and or consumption of large amounts of fat free meats.
locante (verb) - to sincerely promise to keep a particularly disturbing secret, but then yelling it in a fit of rage across a hallway after an argument.
(verb) Dude, I got totally Locanted today; now everyone knows I think about black weniers...
by BryceBerryManne October 20, 2007
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