Lizard lick 

When you quickly dart you tongue from her ass hole to her clit.

She never looked at me the same after I gave her a lizard lick

Lizard lick by The real Jack Skellington July 2, 2017

lick the lizard

To perform oral sex on a female.

Bob said, She wanted me to lick the lizard.

lick the lizard by johnnyonthespot22 August 3, 2010

Lizard licker 

A phrase you call a fiend addicted to any hard drugs

Ex. Opioids, Promethazine, Codeine, Heroin, Cocaine
All of these give fiends the dry mouth, lizards are dry. Thus, Lizzard Licker

Them boys be on them perky’s and them xannies, they some lizard licker’s !

She looks like she a lizard licker.

Lizard licker by Trey ReasoNz February 12, 2022

lizard licker 

lizard licker was coined by jim Morrison in 1971, by jim Morrison "the lizard king"! probably the greatest sexual gift a brilliant musician could give to the world. here's how ya do it. find a groupie or really awesome woman and a bandmate or a best friend and get naked... this is important! now go down on the woman together! if she closes her eyes it'll feel like a lizard is licking her and two tongues is always better than one!

neil: hey paul, you want to come over and give this girl the lizard licker?
paul: what's the lizard licker?
neil: got this wild child pretty sure she traveled through a portal at Woodstock and she told me about it.

paul: still don't know what it is?
neil: we both go down on her at the same time and it feels like she's fucking a lizard!

paul: okay but why would she want that?
neil: she said some guy named jim Morrison did it to her and then she ended up here! it's the last thing she remembers. maybe its the secret to time travel?
paul: maybe you both did too much acid!!!!
neil: well here comes the acid!

lizard licker by special_OV October 19, 2014

zipper lickin pond lizard 

Female that tends to hangout around ponds or lakes where groups of males tend to gather drink and fish,these females tend to be cum dumpsters for these men and don't care if the are in a relationship!

That woman is a zipper lickin pond lizard.

zipper lickin pond lizard by Ringer77 May 31, 2018

Lizarddickphillia 

lizarddickphillia

Liz-erd-dic-fill-e-a
A particular helpful mutation that makes your dick have the ability to fall off and break off but grow back to the same length.

One side affect of this mutation is shedding of the penis skin, similar to the way a lizard might shed its skin, when the skin of the dick sheds, it allows the shlong to become longer.

Sadly the privilege of having a shlong that grows has side affects, many of the people who experience lizarddickphillia often struggle to get through life with their large penis, for example one of the most common struggles is accidentally slamming your penis in the car door or having your penis be so long that it drags on the floor.

“My friend has a detachable dick, they have lizarddickphillia”

Lizarddickphillia by Deeznuts708237 November 5, 2021

Dickie Licky Vickie; The Dandelion Deed Through The Crevices Of An Elephant, WHom Is Actually A Komodo Dragon <Monitor`~`Lizard> 

Dickie Licky Vickie; The Dandelion Deed Through The Crevices Of An Elephant, WHom Is Actually A Komodo Dragon <Monitor`~`Lizard>

Dickie Licky Vickie; The Dandelion Deed Through The Crevices Of An Elephant, WHom Is Actually A Komodo Dragon <Monitor`~`Lizard>

Dickie Licky Vickie; The Dandelion Deed Through The Crevices Of An Elephant, WHom Is Actually A Komodo Dragon <Monitor`~`Lizard> by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 25, 2025