Liuist 

Not letting Homicidal Liu join a chat

Person 1: nO YOU CANT JOIN D:

Liu: THIS IS LIUIST

Liuist by LAUGHING JACK February 13, 2015

louistomlinsonsexual 

A person who is attracted to louis tomlinson maybe harry styles, think that louis is a perfect human. This person is feeding by louis tomlinson

harry styles might say i am louistomlinsonsexual because he simp for louis tomlinson

louistomlinsonsexual by londonquitebiig January 6, 2021

Liuis 

A skinny, lanky dude who eats a lot of unhealthy food but can never get fat. I know ladies, frustrating. He has several weird mood swings throughout the day that you eventually learn to love, after getting annoyed countless times. A Liuis is always outgoing, which if you're in a bad mood will annoy you, watches Bugs Bunny with his sister, yes he has a soft heart, and loves playing musical instruments (haha lol). A typical Liuis wears glasses and often holds his binder like a briefcase, causing people to think he is a successful business man, which he will become. (at least he hopes). Most Liuis experience major back pains while running 6 laps and playing basketball as he is secretly a 90 year old man. (We're not laughing at you, we're laughing at your pain old guy!) Every Liuis has a certain little buddy who is currently actually growing that he loves a lot. Everyday, he and his buddy walks home to be environmentally friendly and bugs anybody who gets a ride home. If you know a Liuis then your life has become 100x better. Liuis never fail to put a smile on your face when you are in your darkest moods. If you know a Liuis, then you should tease him, laugh at his jokes/mood swings, tap his head everyday as this annoys him, and keep him close your heart. He is as true as a friend as you can get. <3

i wanna be a Liuis when I grow up!

Holy crap Liuis, do you eat anything?

Check out that dude, he's as tall as a tree! He must be a Liuis!

Way to save the environment you Liuis!

Ow, my backs killing me. I'm turning into a Liuis!

Liuis by laughingdudes December 31, 2012

ligistics 

The different characteristics of a website, specific to one site. This can include sections of the website or how a website defines different members/ friends.

Andrew: I don't have a single YouTube subscriber.
Haley: I thought you had one?
Andrew: No, I have one friend, not a subscriber.
Haley: I apologize I do not know the YouTube ligistics..

ligistics by 2teesandabone March 22, 2011

lilistalk 

The "female" happy trail.

I had to shave my lilistalk before going to the beach.

or

"Honey, could you pass the lilistalk."

lilistalk by BigRy2 June 9, 2005

louistomlinsonsexual 

Someone is louistomlinsonsexual if they only fall for Louis Tomlinson. Also applied to those who are not attracted to men in general, with Louis Tomlinson as their only exeption.

"Straight" men like to put 'no homo' with their praises of Louis Tomlinson, to convince themselves and others of their sexuality, since Louis might have them questioning it.

Man on Twitter: "I'm marrying a woman at the end of the year. However, Louie Tomlinson might have me questioning my sexuality. Handsome fucker."

Other man: "No homo but I'd bottom for Louis Tomlinson"

Another man amongst many: "i'm not gay... but @louistomlinson would be the only exception"

Last man (of the trizillion) I'll put here: "You would be lying if you said you didn't find Louis Tomlinson attractive though, I'm not gay but seriously"

*Used in a sentence*
Me: "see? These men are all louistomlinsonsexual"

louistomlinsonsexual by notentirelyanidiot December 10, 2021

louistoefungus 

literally the funniest stan account for louis i’ve ever seen, although the username is a little weird, it’s so iconic.

“do you follow @louistoefungus on twitter?” “no, who’s that?” “wdym??? they are so funny go follow them”

louistoefungus by louistomlinsonsass February 28, 2022