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louistomlinsonsexual 

Someone is louistomlinsonsexual if they only fall for Louis Tomlinson. Also applied to those who are not attracted to men in general, with Louis Tomlinson as their only exeption.

"Straight" men like to put 'no homo' with their praises of Louis Tomlinson, to convince themselves and others of their sexuality, since Louis might have them questioning it.
Man on Twitter: "I'm marrying a woman at the end of the year. However, Louie Tomlinson might have me questioning my sexuality. Handsome fucker."

Other man: "No homo but I'd bottom for Louis Tomlinson"

Another man amongst many: "i'm not gay... but @louistomlinson would be the only exception"

Last man (of the trizillion) I'll put here: "You would be lying if you said you didn't find Louis Tomlinson attractive though, I'm not gay but seriously"

*Used in a sentence*
Me: "see? These men are all louistomlinsonsexual"
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