Someone is louistomlinsonsexual if they only fall for Louis Tomlinson. Also applied to those who are not attracted to men in general, with Louis Tomlinson as their only exeption.
"Straight" men like to put 'no homo' with their praises of Louis Tomlinson, to convince themselves and others of their sexuality, since Louis might have them questioning it.
Man on Twitter: "I'm marrying a woman at the end of the year. However, Louie Tomlinson might have me questioning my sexuality. Handsome fucker."
Another man amongst many: "i'm not gay... but @louistomlinson would be the only exception"
Last man (of the trizillion) I'll put here: "You would be lying if you said you didn't find Louis Tomlinson attractive though, I'm not gay but seriously"
*Used in a sentence*
Me: "see? These men are all louistomlinsonsexual"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.