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hamzehs crusty hairy little left toe 

a toe full with warts, all yellow toenails and long long black hairstrands sticking up. Ugly, makes you almost thro up and cry
*'**** looks worst than hamzehs crusty hairy little left toe

Who said that? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? 

Who said that? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? SIR I SAID IT SIR! Well ... no shit. What have we got here, a fucking comedian? Private Joker? I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister. You little scumbag! I've got your name! I've got your ass! You will not laugh! You will not cry! You will learn by the numbers. I will teach you. Now get up! Get on your feet! You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!

Littleton Earthworm 

A sexual technique in which two men, one lying on his stomach and one lying on his back, face opposite directions, as earthworms do when they mate. They then sodomize each other at the same time, being careful not to squish each other's testicles. Named after Littleton because it was the preferred sexual position of Columbine killers Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold.
My legs are sore as hell today. Me and Todd gave each other the Littleton Earthworm last night!
Littleton Earthworm by Charli XXX October 23, 2014

Littleton, NH 

A small town in northern NH, where there's not much to do. The biggest news is who's dating who. People here can't get enough of other peoples business. There's a lot of great people, but you KNOW all of the people. Main street is pretty chill, lots of weird stores. Fun little park, but druggies scare kids away. Schools are meh, nothing great. Lots of shit goes down making it interesting. I recommend visiting, but not for more than a week.
Me: "Hey, you coming down to the park later?"
Friend: "Naww. its a soul sucking place to be."
Me: "I can't wait to get out of Littleton, NH..."

Littleton, NH 

An extremely small town that is a like a black hole. Once you enter you're trapped there for life. Its filled with stuck up girls and hick boys who like to over use the phrase "git-r-done" . The only thing going on in Littleton is kn owing who's getting pregnant or going to jail. Word of advice get now while you still have a chance for survival.
I went over to littleton, nh to walk around Wal-Mart for fun
Littleton, NH by lillady1234 January 9, 2011

Stephen Littleton 

Also known as Skater Steve, or Scuba, this person is an extremely generous person. He has a heart of gold. If you ever meet such a person he will be hanging out with his best friends Nate and Aaron.
"Man all i need is 200 more bucks and i get my new phone."
"Do you want me to loan it to you?"
"Man your such a Stephen Littleton!"
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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