Earthworm

A member of the Swarthmore male ultimate frisbee team. Possesses much love of the game, reasonable quanities of alcohol, and an uncanny competitive edge. Sometimes misses practice because he is writing a five-page paper that was due last week but his professor is really quite serious about it being due in twenty minutes.

Oh shit. We have to play the Earthworms next. At least they're good sports about winning.

by Nice Mark February 17, 2005

Earthworm

To finger the anus then putting your tongue inside the hole.

Did you hear that Casey got earthwormed yesterday?

by true_master_/\/1qqqq July 7, 2011

earthworm

An uncircumsized weiner

Mike's earthworm dried out whilst tanning in his backyard

by genegine October 14, 2006

Earthworm

When a human female experiences an orgasm too intense she forcefully expels firm fecal matter from her anus and the fecal matter enters the vaginal canal.

Hey pal, I made Anna come so hard she earthwormed.

by RSMILEY88 April 8, 2022

Earthworm

The deliberate act of speaking lyrics, humming a tune or singing a song with the specific goal of embedding the song in someone elses conscience. Typically this is done with a over played pop-tune or other catchy, yet annoying song.

To earthworm; or earthworming are both correct useages.

Jim was known to earthworm his coworkers with childrens songs on a regular basis.

by drkilljoy October 16, 2009

Earthworm

Somebody so irrelevant with pop culture, current events, and well known subjects in general, it's as if they have been living under a rock

Normal Person: "Wow, I will always consider the Beatles the greatest band of all time"
Earthworm: "who are the beatles? you mean like a cockroach?"
Normal:"Dude, you're so irrelevant, stop being such an earthworm"
Earthworm: "wow rude"

by txh October 10, 2014

earthworm

The act of defecating on a pane of glass. For example, suppose you are at a party at a house with a room with a skylight. You would then climb to the roof, position yoruself above the skylight, drop trou, and proceed to defecate on the glass. The resulting image would be that of an eartworm emerging upon the glass. Known to occur most frequently in Philadelphia and its surroundings.

An earthworm has all the insult of a "pressed ham" with injury as well.

by amasdasdfkjghsdfkjgf January 1, 2006