Lithuania-Man

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An overrated Portuguese tap-in merchant who likes to score goals against farmers and plumbers from newly discovered countries or their clubs. He terrorizes these 125+ ranked nations with his insane 2 yard tapin masterclasses.

Such are the tales of farming of the Lithuania-Man, legends say he sucks farmers dry and clean by his innate sucking abilities.

Lithuania-Man by Lisandro Martinez November 4, 2022

Words you can keep

Lithuania Man

Lithuania Man is a professional footballer from Portugal. He is also known for stat padding against the mighty countries Like Lithuania and Faroe Islands. He has a record for scoring 4 goals against the mighty country of Lithuania in a single match.

Lithuania Man stat padding adventure continues!

Lithuania Man by 6tydfsgrsa August 24, 2020

Lithuania man

lithuania man is a portuguese diver who is known for his diving skills.He is also known by statpadding against lithuania,andorra, sweden,latvia, faroa islands and lexumburg etc.sometimes,people also call him Lecceman or bologna man,He is also known as pendu in South Asia.according to his fans only spot kick and tap in matters for lithuania man,because providers of those spot kicks and tap ins are thier beloved fathers.

The favourite kick of lithuania man is penalty kick

Lithuania man by lecce00001 October 5, 2020

Lithuania Man

A penalty Portuguese merchant who likes stats padding against countries below 100 in the FIFA world ranking.

I don't think the Lithuania man can score couple of goals against top seeded oppositions in FIFA world ranking.

Lithuania Man by Han Daewi November 5, 2020

Lithuaniaman

A popular footballer based in Vilnius, Lithuania. He often travels to small countries like Andorra, Latvia, Luxembourg, Armenia, etc to teach the people how to score penalties and tap ins. Some say he is the reason why football is gaining popularity in small countries.

Lithuaniaman is the best penalty taker.

Lithuaniaman by Harry Maguire GOAT May 29, 2023

LithuaniaMan

A bald bum from Portugal who loves to stat pad against shit teams such as Lithuania, and Andorra and ghosts vs half-decent teams

OMG Look, you scored in the worst league, you remind me of a LithuaniaMan

LithuaniaMan by Jose Mourinho is finished March 24, 2021

LithuaniaMan

A certain diver who likes to flop in big games and score against the mighty Lithuania, Faroe Islands, Malta and of course the powerful mighty Lichtenstein. Not even the mighty Gibraltar is left out. He is also known to be disappearing in the big games and the big moments. And getting carried by his team mates while he goes invisible.

LithuaniaMan is yet again invisible against the big teams. Such a shame he doesn't have Lithuania in the Euro semi finals....

LithuaniaMan by 6tydfsgrsa September 18, 2020

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026