A bald bum from Portugal who loves to stat pad against shit teams such as Lithuania, and Andorra and ghosts vs half-decent teams
by Jose Mourinho is finished March 24, 2021
A certain diver who likes to flop in big games and score against the mighty Lithuania, Faroe Islands, Malta and of course the powerful mighty Lichtenstein. Not even the mighty Gibraltar is left out. He is also known to be disappearing in the big games and the big moments. And getting carried by his team mates while he goes invisible.
LithuaniaMan is yet again invisible against the big teams. Such a shame he doesn't have Lithuania in the Euro semi finals....
by 6tydfsgrsa September 18, 2020
A popular footballer based in Vilnius, Lithuania. He often travels to small countries like Andorra, Latvia, Luxembourg, Armenia, etc to teach the people how to score penalties and tap ins. Some say he is the reason why football is gaining popularity in small countries.
by Harry Maguire GOAT May 29, 2023