Lithuaniaman

A popular footballer based in Vilnius, Lithuania. He often travels to small countries like Andorra, Latvia, Luxembourg, Armenia, etc to teach the people how to score penalties and tap ins. Some say he is the reason why football is gaining popularity in small countries.

Lithuaniaman is the best penalty taker.

by Harry Maguire GOAT May 29, 2023

LithuaniaMan

A bald bum from Portugal who loves to stat pad against shit teams such as Lithuania, and Andorra and ghosts vs half-decent teams

OMG Look, you scored in the worst league, you remind me of a LithuaniaMan

by Jose Mourinho is finished March 24, 2021

LithuaniaMan

A certain diver who likes to flop in big games and score against the mighty Lithuania, Faroe Islands, Malta and of course the powerful mighty Lichtenstein. Not even the mighty Gibraltar is left out. He is also known to be disappearing in the big games and the big moments. And getting carried by his team mates while he goes invisible.

LithuaniaMan is yet again invisible against the big teams. Such a shame he doesn't have Lithuania in the Euro semi finals....

by 6tydfsgrsa September 18, 2020

Lithuania Man

Lithuania Man is a professional footballer from Portugal. He is also known for stat padding against the mighty countries Like Lithuania and Faroe Islands. He has a record for scoring 4 goals against the mighty country of Lithuania in a single match.

Lithuania Man stat padding adventure continues!

by 6tydfsgrsa August 24, 2020

Lithuania man

lithuania man is a portuguese diver who is known for his diving skills.He is also known by statpadding against lithuania,andorra, sweden,latvia, faroa islands and lexumburg etc.sometimes,people also call him Lecceman or bologna man,He is also known as pendu in South Asia.according to his fans only spot kick and tap in matters for lithuania man,because providers of those spot kicks and tap ins are thier beloved fathers.

The favourite kick of lithuania man is penalty kick

by lecce00001 October 5, 2020

Lithuanian Hot Dog

Taking a dump that is at least 1 foot long.

After holding in the poop all day, Brian released a Lithuanian Hot Dog into his stepdad’s toilet.

by dad b October 30, 2018

Lithuania-Man

An overrated Portuguese tap-in merchant who likes to score goals against farmers and plumbers from newly discovered countries or their clubs. He terrorizes these 125+ ranked nations with his insane 2 yard tapin masterclasses.

Such are the tales of farming of the Lithuania-Man, legends say he sucks farmers dry and clean by his innate sucking abilities.

by Lisandro Martinez November 4, 2022