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Gentlemen's Literature 

1) Literature tending to the needs of a gentleman, at such times when one is often alone. Essential reading for the cultured gent.
2) Dirty titty mags for dirty manslags.
"I say Terrance, lovely collection of gentlemen's literature you have here!"
"Why thank you, Horace. It is a hobby of mine."
"I don't mean to be overtly suggestive, old chap, but this one is sticky!"
"Yes, it is a favourite of mine!"
"Oh my, Terrance, you dirty wanker!"
"Give us a kiss."
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Cinema/Literature/Theater/Game sin 

A scene in entertainment that is unrealistic and shouldn't even happen in their own universe, like when a character survives getting shot a bunch of times just to move on the story.
"There are too much Cinema/Literature/Theater/Game sin in this movie/book/play/game.

stripper literature 

The long wordy tatoos on a strippers body. Like famous sayings, quotes, poems, book excerpts, bible verses, etc.
I had a hard time focusing on the lap dance because I couldn't stop trying to read her stripper literature on her back.
stripper literature by iconone October 19, 2017

Society Literature 

When used by Jehovah’s Witnesses, refers to anything published by the Watchtower Bible and Tract Society (or, “The Society” for short).

Antonym: Apostate Literature
Wouldn’t you prefer to read some society literature instead of that worldly novel?
Society Literature by JW Terms December 8, 2018

"special letter" literature 

cliterature: "Steamy" prose or poetry.
eliterature: Writings regarding the "upper crust" in society.
fliterature: Books and magazines about birds and other winged creatures.
glitterature: Printed-matter puffery that's merely "all for show".
sliterature: "How to" publications about careful cutting an incising.
I prefer just run-of-the-mill reading-material; no "special letter" literature for me, thank you very much!

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Literate Spam Guild 

The Literate Spam Guild (LSG) of GaiaOnline is the largest guild of purely literate members, although due to internet memes, mostly from 4chan, the literacy rate has gone down slightly. The Captain of this guild is Anthropomorphic Bean Cake, with Ythan II (After his main account was perma-banned) as the Vice Captain. It was established Monday, May 30, 2005 at 9:37 PM Central Time.
Noob: i wnt 2 join the LSG!
Literate Spam Guild Member: NO WAY, NOOB.
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