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Liston is a sprawling group of people that are(to put it simply)- game changers... A Liston will not dick around. A Liston will bring life to any board meeting, party, double date with a mere waft of their B.O from the door announcing their presence.
To be a Liston is a non-refundable gift to be celebrated by anyone in a Listons presence.
Fuck me Godfrey did you smell that? A Liston girl is coming to fuck shit up! It is about to get real in here thanks to a Liston

I wish I was a Liston
liston by GeoffreyGodfrey December 20, 2015
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Liston Dove 

This guy Is a serious Badass. Handsome and outstanding at life. Thought I would let you know
Liston Dove by Masterdove October 1, 2016
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Liston dove 

Type of guy that shags 12 year olds bad hairline only gonna get worse
That guys a real Liston dove I bet he cuts 4" off his JNCO jeans

Somebody should tell him he can't add them to his penis
Liston dove by Oopsiedoop March 7, 2022

[Sonny Liston] 

The famous heavyweight boxer, often used by people after a victory, in anyting.

amber liston 

amber Liston is the cutest. she dates a lot of guys and sees a lot of things. But in the end, you'll find her with a girl! probably a grace. no, not probably, absolutely! these girls will be a non-stop couple goal forever.
omg guys, I want a relationship like amber Liston, and grace, they're the best!!
amber liston by grace1213 May 30, 2018

amber liston 

amber liston is a sweet girl, with peachy spirits half the time, and demon spirits the other half. Amber is straight but can attract any type of person, wether bisexual, or trans,etc... she dates a lot of boys and sees a lot of things... but at the end of her 8-grade year, she might date a grace! wait, not might, she definetely will date a grace, the perfect girl couple!! sassy on the outside, sweet and loveable on the inside, these girls will never break apart.
omg guys its gamber, (amber liston and grace) the cute 2 girl couple. they will literally never have a bad day, because they have each other
amber liston by grace1213 May 30, 2018

Look here look listen 

Wingsofredemption's go-to phrase when he's getting trolled on London Docks. Richard just couldn't take that shit no mo man.
LOOK HERE LOOK LISTEN. Appearing offline does not fucking stop it, so stop giving fuckin advice you know nothing about. Wheel torque *finger sniff*
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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