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LOnely and no one listens

even when you listen to them

HONESTLY
S_S:hey L'BQ
L'BQ: hey s_s
LALALAA: HI
S_S: so L'BQ how u doin
LALALAA: why wont yall listen to me
Urban Dictionary Merch
A word to end the conversation because they proved you wrong and/or had a funnier rebuttal.
"listen."
Listen by mezziee July 4, 2020
Something bitches don't like to došŸ’Æ
Ion got no lady, cuz these bitches don't like too listen-kodak black
Listen by Bootygrabber18002 June 26, 2017
You want to go listen?
listen by listener50 May 14, 2015
A thing people won't do when you have glasses
Guy with glasses: STOP!!! I'M NOT BLIND!!! PLEASE LISTEN!!!
Guy without glasses: How do you see?
Hey, I have already gotten farther than literally everyone who has ever existed. I'm literally 5-15 years away from being the first male in human history to create life... Or have already done that... Or I guys could say I busted a fat nut into UD... That's what this is. These are like my sperms.
Hym "Nah, expecting me to listen presupposes that YOU are the word-saying-guy and I'm the listening guy. I'm the word-saying-guy."
Listen by Hym Iam March 24, 2025

Listen up here ya fat cunt 

Penguin: Sir
Cowbelly: what
Penguin: you're too blue to be here
Cowbelly: Listen up here ya fat cunt
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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