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listen up! 

you shout this at people who have no idea whats going on
listen up! don't check out my package faggot
listen up! by taz gam March 20, 2004

Listen up here ya fat cunt 

Penguin: Sir
Cowbelly: what
Penguin: you're too blue to be here
Cowbelly: Listen up here ya fat cunt

Listen up bitch, here's the sitch. 

1) How you open an explanation of a situation to someone that you dislike.
2) An informal way of breaking news to a friend.
Person 1: "Oi, Listen up bitch, here's the sitch."
Person 2: "What's up?"
Person 1: "Well...*explains situation*"

AYO LISTEN UP 

Does it really need a definition. You can clearly hear mark lee’s voice. Yes the power that he hold.
AYO LISTEN UP! No matter what they say! No matter what they do! We go resonate resonate!

Alright, listen up. 

A lot of people spam the dont accept button for most words and its annoying. You should actually read the word instead of instantly unaccepting it. Thats just mean.
Alright, listen up. Read the definition above please and tell people who do that to just stop because its mean.
Alright, listen up. by Spaoggers April 21, 2020

eyyo listen up 

A phrase that used to prove ourselves that no matter what they say, no matter what they do, we keep going resonate.
Mark Lee shouted “EYYO LISTEN UP” nearly everyday, since he knows that we can’t keep ourselves going resonate everytime.
eyyo listen up by soomanies December 7, 2020
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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