Ligmus

A combinqtion of lucas and ligmabcreating ligmus
A fantastic name created by a ligmus
Used as a nickname or to define somebody

"Hey ligmus,how you doing"

by Not ligmus November 23, 2021

Ligmus mah digmus

When somebody asks for the favor of Ligmus to a moderate or severe digmus. Perchance.

Please Ligmus mah digmus said Tyler to his girlfriend

by Liggy and the corn crew July 13, 2023

Litmus Piss

The initial test pee after getting into a swimming pool to see if it contains a urine-indicator dye that turns the pool water blue or cloudy, thus indicating the location/catching people peeing in the pool.

Shortly after getting into my boss's pool, I squeezed out a litmus piss to check to see if that bastard added a chemical to the water. Once I was in the clear, I then diluted out the chloride by pissing all over and slowly swimming away.

by Dr. Stranger Danger March 21, 2016

litmus text

A text you send your significant other to find out if they're still pissed at you from the night before or after a fight. The text is usually a short and simple-worded text like "hey" or "hi"

I got in a fight with my girlfriend last night so I sent her a litmus text to see if she was still pissed

by Gooberdoober November 5, 2013

Limusocobobo

A tyrant basilmarket moderator, known to suspend basilers for having different beliefs than him.

Limusocobobo: I'll ban any thread or basiler that I disagree with.

by metaghost June 22, 2009

ligmosis

Ligmosis, also known as Ligma, is a highly lethal disease. Ligmosis is the more scientific name, and ever since the other definitions were made (BOFA, Ligma, Sugma), Ligmosis can be cured. The only way to cure it is to pass it to someone else by telling them about it. This cures Ligma and removes it from your body, jumping to the person you talked about it to. See below.

Person 1: Hey man, I’ve got Ligma. I feel really sick, and I don’t know how long I have left.
Person 2: Ligma? What’s that?
Person 1: Ligma balls, now you have it.
*Person 2 dies of ligmosis*

by spongebob_holes February 16, 2022

Jerkoff Litmus Test

The act of masturbating before deciding whether or not you will make social contact with a girl. Performing this test lets you make sure you're thinking with the correct head before proceeding to talk-to/meet-with a girl that you would otherwise regret making contact with.

After doing a jerkoff litmus test I realized that more than half of the female contacts in my phone are worthless.

by jerkoff_tester December 7, 2012