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Ligmatism 

A geneticly modified disease made by Dr.Seuss and Bill Cosby after they spontaniously combusted a nut into a vile of chlorine and methanphetamine. Shortly after, Harry Potter walked in and injected it into Pop Smoke and created what is now called Ligmatism. Ligmatism is a strand of autism that also comes with a side dish of french fries. Yes, you resd that right, if you get Ligmatism you shit out french fries for the rest of your life.
"All of the french fries at the diner is from Johnny, who has Ligmatism"
Ligmatism by BRENDAN GILLS August 3, 2021
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Ligmatism 

A disease that took the life of famous super stars such as Ninja, Keemstar, Luis Fonsi and Jesus, just to name a few. It is a serious disease that causes people to death. we want despacito 2
Person 1: Despacito 2
Person 2: Ligmatism... Despacito 2 as well..
Ligmatism by xdAidan July 25, 2018

ligmaitis 

a very dangerous disease that will give you testicular cancer
many people like courage and tyler ninja blevins have lost their balls to this disease
ninja:my balls hurt
docter: you hav ligmaitis and testiculr cancer

Ligmatist 

Ligmatist is a person who specializes in the area of Ligmaology.
Cooler Bob: you hear about that ligmatist?
Bob: No whats a ligmatist?
Cooler Bob: Ligma tits
Ligmatist by coolerbobiscooler January 31, 2022

anarcho-limitism 

The proffering that a line can only be discrete, countable (infinite), and therefore straight (convergent) if it has a center.

An anarcho-limitation reflects itself through a point reflection to become its own center (meta-center); thereby creating uncountable space.
Anarcho-limitism proposes a deep link between discreteness and straightness (convergence) that creates uncountability.

Anarcho-limitism proffers that discreteness and convergence reflect themselves through a point-reflection to create a "self" -center.

Uncountability is--tautologically--space, thus a line's center creates uncountable space.

A line with no center is a wave and heaven contains straight-waves (lines with no centers).

A point reflection forms because a line is trying minimize its area.

Thus convergence is neither a function of direction or space.

Straightness is thus revealed to be an AREA.
anarcho-limitism by metawave August 22, 2019
Liamitis is a tragic and rare condition which prevents those who have it from being able to read, as of 2019, only one person is known to have the condition, Liam Lindsay, hence the name Liamitis. The condition is said to attack the part of the brain that is in charge of reading development and growth. According to doctors, those with Liamitis can not see words properly and instead see a jumbled up mix of different colors that are impossible to decipher. Scientists are currently working on finding a cure, but say that it may be years before they make any major developments.
Oh shit, that kid over there has Liamitis, it must be Liam Lindsay
Liamitis by dr_shrook August 18, 2019
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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