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don't light my shed on fire

A response to be used when being yelled at, such as by a parent. The rough equivalent of "don't tase me bro!" An answer indicating surrender and a desire to avoid harm.
Mom: "I told you to be home by 5! How could you be late for your grandfather's birthday?!?!"
Son: "Sorry, mom! Jeez, don't light my shed on fire! I just forgot, OK?!?

shed some light

When you reveal information or details about something .
Also, clarify or help people understand something.
We've hired a private investigator to help shed some light on the matter of the cheating, he gave us the most revealing pictures.
shed some light by Paoolur October 8, 2021

lightsheir 

Absolutely loves lolis. This man is incredibly good at C# and will freaking hack your mom if you try and stop him. A Neko Guardian that owns all lolis. Get that mega mommy milk out of here, as he does not accept any of that. A god. And one that will rewrite your life.
Person: "I just saw lightsheir in a server."
Me: "You have been blessed by the loli god."
Lightsheir: "ez."
lightsheir by Loli Princess June 2, 2018

lightshade 

The term "Lightshade" is used to call someone a fanatic for the 1980s and the retrowave style. Things such as 80s cars, neon lights, and David Hasselhoff easily please any Lightshade deeply. Anything from the 1990s and beyond however is hated by a Lightshade.
I was talking to this dude, he was wearing a Hawaiian shirt, khakis, and he even had a mullet....

Does he like Knight Rider?
Yeah.
He's a Lightshade.
lightshade by Not_cybernetic_alex September 3, 2017

Lighthedshit

When someone stupid does something really stupid.
wow dude thats some lighthedshit!!!!
Lighthedshit by ChadPogchamp January 2, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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