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don't light my shed on fire

A response to be used when being yelled at, such as by a parent. The rough equivalent of "don't tase me bro!" An answer indicating surrender and a desire to avoid harm.
Mom: "I told you to be home by 5! How could you be late for your grandfather's birthday?!?!"
Son: "Sorry, mom! Jeez, don't light my shed on fire! I just forgot, OK?!?

shed some light

When you reveal information or details about something .
Also, clarify or help people understand something.
We've hired a private investigator to help shed some light on the matter of the cheating, he gave us the most revealing pictures.
shed some light by Paoolur October 8, 2021

lightsheir 

Absolutely loves lolis. This man is incredibly good at C# and will freaking hack your mom if you try and stop him. A Neko Guardian that owns all lolis. Get that mega mommy milk out of here, as he does not accept any of that. A god. And one that will rewrite your life.
Person: "I just saw lightsheir in a server."
Me: "You have been blessed by the loli god."
Lightsheir: "ez."
lightsheir by Loli Princess June 2, 2018

lightshade 

The term "Lightshade" is used to call someone a fanatic for the 1980s and the retrowave style. Things such as 80s cars, neon lights, and David Hasselhoff easily please any Lightshade deeply. Anything from the 1990s and beyond however is hated by a Lightshade.
I was talking to this dude, he was wearing a Hawaiian shirt, khakis, and he even had a mullet....

Does he like Knight Rider?
Yeah.
He's a Lightshade.
lightshade by Not_cybernetic_alex September 3, 2017

Lighthedshit

When someone stupid does something really stupid.
wow dude thats some lighthedshit!!!!
Lighthedshit by ChadPogchamp January 2, 2021
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026