Lifeophobia

The fear of living

Person 1: I have lifeophobia
Person 2: Wait so you are scared of living?
Person 1: *dies*
Person 2: What them hell

Lifeophobia by yourneighbourhoodfriendlyass February 16, 2022

Linkophobia 

The fear or process of linking.

I think she got linkophobia because she always lagging or never wanna actually link in person

Linkophobia by @ThatsLudaChriss May 22, 2018

loveophobia 

The Fear of giving or recieving love due to previous events in one's life

person one: "I don't like how you love me, it scares me"
Person Two: "Do you have 'loveophobia'?"
Person one: "I think so, but what is that?"
Person two: "the fear of giving or recieving love by anyone"
Person one: "i think i might"

loveophobia by deanliddell96 April 12, 2015

Linkophobia 

A fear of linking or meeting up

I hate a bitch wit linkophobia

Linkophobia by kid motha fkn cali 11hkallow June 6, 2018

limbophobia 

The fear of being chased by limbs who want to eat your skull.

Example:

Jimmy : I think i have limbophobia
Limbs: "GIVE ME YOUR SKULL , JIMMY
Jimmy: OH FUCK NO

limbophobia by thatgirlvibez June 28, 2021

likeaphobia 

A fear of when you are stalking someone's Facebook profile, and Accidently liking and commenting on that's person picture. This phobia is present in 85% of all straight males under the age of 25 on Facebook

*scrolling through Bikini Pics :) 2012*

*switch pictures*

*like photo? Yes*

You: FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

*unlike photo, delete friend and block communications*

Next Day

Girl: So, it says you liked one of my pictures on Facebook?

You: I haven't been on Facebook in months. It must have been my brother, I leave the tab open...Glitch in the matrix?

Likeaphobia ruined my life.

likeaphobia by RGC Brave September 23, 2011

lipophobia 

Fear or hatred of fat or obese people. (See also lipophobe.)

"I told some fat f*ck he should go on a diet, and he accused me of promoting lipophobia."

lipophobia by IBRacing January 16, 2021