Lewis I is your typical "Jewish" character type that is often seen in mid 1990's midwestern American coming of age films set during the high school period of a group of young teens life. Lewis Iis known to be involved in multiple human trafficking fronts.
Lewis is currently in a loving relationship with a certain girl of Polynesian/New Zealand descent named Ella D. Unfortunately the relationship has caused some limitations to his ability to "Go back" referring to his innate inability to return to being romantically and sexually involved with people of low melanin content in their 1 through 3 skin layers.
Ella D is currently impregnated with Lewis I. The babies genotype has been examined by the worlds leading Gene Research Specialists in Northern Germany. The results were recently made available to the public and it has been determined the baby will be light skinned and have curly blonde hair that springs up when you pull it.
Lewis is currently in a loving relationship with a certain girl of Polynesian/New Zealand descent named Ella D. Unfortunately the relationship has caused some limitations to his ability to "Go back" referring to his innate inability to return to being romantically and sexually involved with people of low melanin content in their 1 through 3 skin layers.
Ella D is currently impregnated with Lewis I. The babies genotype has been examined by the worlds leading Gene Research Specialists in Northern Germany. The results were recently made available to the public and it has been determined the baby will be light skinned and have curly blonde hair that springs up when you pull it.
Lewis I just shot my badussy up with 10ccs of liquid temperature regulated non government sanctioned hot semen.
I dropped a few 10 cent and 20 cent coins at the tuck-shop line the other day and i saw a small hand come out of the shadows and appear to "pinch" the coins away before disappearing under a young brown ladies skirt.
I dropped a few 10 cent and 20 cent coins at the tuck-shop line the other day and i saw a small hand come out of the shadows and appear to "pinch" the coins away before disappearing under a young brown ladies skirt.
by EllaxLewis4eva November 12, 2021
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Now he can only survive in the sitting position pathetically tweaking instruments with his horibly deformed 4 and a half digited paw.
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Now he can only survive in the sitting position pathetically tweaking instruments with his horibly deformed 4 and a half digited paw.
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Get the lewis is a cunt mug.Individual personality in the closest mathematical phrase for its explanation due to forever changing behavior in part to the ability to ration w ones self is, E=mc² / 2. This is also in part to NOT being able to be in an exact spot at the same exact time bc of the infinite possibilities of here to there, so no matter how much any two are alike, the difference in space and time, will always produce a large enough difference that it will present itself at surface of its host.
JUSTIN B LEWIS: THEORY IN INDIVIDUALISM, The reason for the two twins not to like the same ice cream flavor is because #1 dropped his first vanilla cone and ants bit him after he tried picking it up and eating it. After that he never at vanilla again but #2 loves vanilla. I guess u could quote Justin B Lewis:Theory in individualism E= mc² / 2
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Me: hey, look at this picture i found of fall out boy!
Someone else: omfg i love them! peter lewis kingston wentz III is my favorite!!!
Someone else: omfg i love them! peter lewis kingston wentz III is my favorite!!!
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