Lewandisney 

A Polish fraud who can only win Mickey Mouse trophies in a Farmers League.

I can't believe it took a worldwide pandemic for Lewandisney to actually win a UCL.

Lewandisney by Kaneisabottler August 2, 2021

Lewadisney 

Lewadisney is a Polish football player, that formerly used to play for Football Club Bayern, known as FC Bayern. On the summer of 2022, he joined the football club FC Barcelona, which plays in the Spanish First Division, also known as the La Liga. Before playing here, Lewadisney had been used to playing against part-time farmers, so when he came to FC Barcelona, he realised that he isn't playing against 45 year old farmers anymore, hence he couldn't score. He still occasionally scores, against clubs which have part time farmers such as Viktoria Plzen (also known as Victoria's secret) and several mid table clubs. However, he seemingly has a magic carpet, which makes him disappear from the football field whenever he plays a big game. This means that he would not show up in any big games whatsoever, which means that he would only be scoring against mickey mouse clubs, which is why his name is Lewadisney. Lewadisney is a finished player, and it is true that anyone who supports Lewadisney in 2022 does not know football.

"Hey man, did you hear about the Real Madrid vs Barcelona match the other day?"
"Yeah man, Lewadisney was shit, as usual. He never shows up against big teams."

Lewadisney by TCS563 October 16, 2022

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004