Lewadisney

Lewadisney is a Polish football player, that formerly used to play for Football Club Bayern, known as FC Bayern. On the summer of 2022, he joined the football club FC Barcelona, which plays in the Spanish First Division, also known as the La Liga. Before playing here, Lewadisney had been used to playing against part-time farmers, so when he came to FC Barcelona, he realised that he isn't playing against 45 year old farmers anymore, hence he couldn't score. He still occasionally scores, against clubs which have part time farmers such as Viktoria Plzen (also known as Victoria's secret) and several mid table clubs. However, he seemingly has a magic carpet, which makes him disappear from the football field whenever he plays a big game. This means that he would not show up in any big games whatsoever, which means that he would only be scoring against mickey mouse clubs, which is why his name is Lewadisney. Lewadisney is a finished player, and it is true that anyone who supports Lewadisney in 2022 does not know football.

"Hey man, did you hear about the Real Madrid vs Barcelona match the other day?"
"Yeah man, Lewadisney was shit, as usual. He never shows up against big teams."

by TCS563 October 16, 2022