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A person high on crystal meth who will steal something from you and then help you look for it.

Someone scoping out the premises looking for things to cluck (steal)

AKA - Theif
Bottom of the barrel sucker fish
"Dont leave that lerper alone with anything of value"

"That guy was lerping around the neighborhood"
Lerper by WiseOldGoat September 7, 2013
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Any of serveral diseases that causes one to slur his/her words while severly intoxicated.
We were so drunk last night we had a major case of the "Lerpes".

Bro1: zay jyamezz..immm soz wayzted
Bro2: mez tooz..
lerpes by doomtroopr April 25, 2009

Mr Lepedjian 

Mr Lepedjian: hands down the best teacher at Pittwater High Scool. A total fucking legend
"you can tell that Mr Lepedjian used to get up to some sketchy shit when he was younger"
Starts by getting very drunk. Then bumming a vape from your buddy and hitting it in rapid succession until you pass out.
Let me hit your vape bro, I’m trying to get fucking lorped!
Lorped by Big dick bot July 3, 2021
One who has had their tweazers or toe nail clippers taken from them during the hours of 12am - 4am by a meth lurper.
Whoa dude, last night at that YG banger I was lurped so hard.

Bro, I swear to God that Anthony guy lurped all of my eliquid!

Man I wish I would have lurped that iPhone cord...
lurped by YGproductions June 2, 2016

Lerpderp 

A language firmly rooted in English. To speak it, simply replace every audible vowel in every word spoken with an "er" sound. Thus "economics" becomes "ercernermercs", etc.
How do you speak Lerpderp? Lerk thers!
Lerpderp by JaKrapface January 3, 2011
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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