Lerped

Spelling a word in an artistic style so ridiculous that it looks nothing like it was supposed to.

This guy over here trying to make some art and Lerped the shit out of it…

by Whoodiewho July 25, 2021

Lerper

A person high on crystal meth who will steal something from you and then help you look for it.

Someone scoping out the premises looking for things to cluck (steal)

AKA - Theif
Bottom of the barrel sucker fish

"Dont leave that lerper alone with anything of value"

"That guy was lerping around the neighborhood"

by WiseOldGoat September 7, 2013

lerpes

Any of serveral diseases that causes one to slur his/her words while severly intoxicated.

We were so drunk last night we had a major case of the "Lerpes".

Bro1: zay jyamezz..immm soz wayzted
Bro2: mez tooz..

by doomtroopr April 25, 2009

Mr Lepedjian

Mr Lepedjian: hands down the best teacher at Pittwater High Scool. A total fucking legend

"you can tell that Mr Lepedjian used to get up to some sketchy shit when he was younger"

by Nairi Lepedjian's Moustache September 22, 2020

Lorped

Starts by getting very drunk. Then bumming a vape from your buddy and hitting it in rapid succession until you pass out.

Let me hit your vape bro, I’m trying to get fucking lorped!

by Big dick bot July 3, 2021

lurped

One who has had their tweazers or toe nail clippers taken from them during the hours of 12am - 4am by a meth lurper.

Whoa dude, last night at that YG banger I was lurped so hard.

Bro, I swear to God that Anthony guy lurped all of my eliquid!

Man I wish I would have lurped that iPhone cord...

by YGproductions June 2, 2016

Lerpderp

A language firmly rooted in English. To speak it, simply replace every audible vowel in every word spoken with an "er" sound. Thus "economics" becomes "ercernermercs", etc.

How do you speak Lerpderp? Lerk thers!

by JaKrapface January 3, 2011