by Nil_IQ January 07, 2004
Lerk is a beautiful girl who is the sister of Zachary “Perk” Arkin, who kissed Skewball at one of Logans parties.
by Skewball20200 April 01, 2023
by Leashed May 10, 2023
-Verb
1. The act of lurking in a concealed manner while pleasuring oneself, i.e., masturbating, spanking it, jerking the gherkin, etc.
2. The act of lying or waiting in concealment while pleasuring oneself.
3. To exist unperceived while fondling the genitals.
Origin:
Derived from the two words "lurking" and "jerking"
1. The act of lurking in a concealed manner while pleasuring oneself, i.e., masturbating, spanking it, jerking the gherkin, etc.
2. The act of lying or waiting in concealment while pleasuring oneself.
3. To exist unperceived while fondling the genitals.
Origin:
Derived from the two words "lurking" and "jerking"
The girls at the Chi Omega house totally caught me lerking and called the cops. I had to run like a motherfucker.
by nltgn February 05, 2010
Small flying creatures that are capable of emitting lethal spore clouds. Lerks can usually be found residing in ventilation ducts, especially ones located near human quarry. While annoying on their own lerks can be quite dangerous when teamed up with their more powerful brethren, such as the fade or the onos.
by Bigwig January 06, 2004
someone who hangs around and doesn't pay and doesn't even offer to pay for anything
can describe more than one person(s)
can describe more than one person(s)
man that fools a lerk, ive been paying for his ass for months
or
their a bunch of lerks it seams like that fool lives here and he pays no rent
or
their a bunch of lerks it seams like that fool lives here and he pays no rent
by joe kukel December 23, 2005
To go about business in an orderly boo fashion so that one remains out of contact by all means for a substantial length of time. Consequentially a "Great White" lerk is one where the individual is out of reach for the better part of the day or multiple days.
by The O rig O nal April 06, 2003