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Leaming

A person who resides or was born in the town of Leamington Spa (Warwickshire, UK).

Leamings are best known and identified by their lack of individuality. There are two separate species of Leaming; the Chavs and the Middle Class. The Chavs are known to be very aggressive, while the Middle Class are timid and rarely leave M&S and House of Fraser.

It is widely known that if one Leaming does something incredibly stupid such as stuffing their trousers into their socks, getting a side fringe or jumping off something high, the rest are likely to blindly follow. This has so far kept the population of both species at manageable levels, although culling may one-day be necessary.

Leamington Spa has infected the Warwickshire countryside since 1830, when Queen Victoria stopped to throw up, then do a massive shit where the town now lies. It is widely acknowledged that the vomit then evolved into the Chavs, and the shit the Middle Class.
Oh look, there is a Leaming!

The Leamings are jumping off the bridge.
by littlemissjames November 13, 2012
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Lemming Rush

A group of noobs charging into the open too early and get shot from all directions.
Omg, look at that lemming rush, we're going to lose!
by WhyDoINeedToTypeInAGodDamnName November 8, 2016
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leaving cert

The last exam you'd take in an Irish secondary school that if u try to study for you'll turn from looking 17 to 42 years old, completely f*cks up your sleeping cycle and you'd be lucky to survive.
Jaysus did ye see Aoife after she did her leaving cert, she looked a f*ckin state, she did !
by Alwaysonfleek;) April 29, 2016
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Leaving Las Vegas

The act of slowly drinking one-self to death due to intractable depression or disease. Named after the Nicolas Cage and Elisabeth Shue film of the same name.
Charlie was diagnosed with terminal cancer. Instead of fight a losing battle, he decided he's leaving Las Vegas.
by Caddy15 December 26, 2017
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Sven Lemming

Sven was a fictional employee created to allow people add an extra desk to your work area for people visiting from another office(hoteling workspace) at The Boeing Company circa 1990s

Usually a reference to the open work space or a missing person or mythical employee.
Use Sven Lemming's desk, he's not here

Oh, he's playing golf with Sven Lemming

Call for Sven Lemming, Call for Sven Lemming
by Comamanu February 19, 2019
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Leaving Venus

An indie band from NC; a term used to express anguish when giving up on love, if only temporarily.
Leaving Venus wrote the song "Handgun (Welcome to America).
My heart is broken-- I'm Leaving Venus, man.
by Damon Tyndal April 18, 2008
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Always-leaving-never-leaver

Someone who is constantly telling their friends, family and employers that they are leaving the country, but they never do. They may also throw pointless "leaving parties" - Very frustrating when they are still there 3 months later! This term coined by popular New Zealand DJs Fletch and Vaughan
Sally is an always-leaving-never-leaver as she has handed in her resignation 3 times and is constantly telling her workmates that she is moving overseas, however she never does.
by Kaylalalalalalalala May 28, 2013
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