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Leomartin 

Leomartin is a human that lives on earth. He is a person with exquisite taste in music considering that Ram Ranch is his favourite song. As a matter of fact the M in Music comes from martin in Leomartin.
Leomartin would be Ghandi's brother if if Gandhi were in his family, probably.
"someone complains about cooked vegetables, looks like Leomartin is here"
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Lomartive's Dad

Refering to the dad of a boy named Lomartive who will never come back with the milk because he can not afford it since he is black.
Bro you prob have Lomartive's Dad.
Lomartive's Dad by EliFender08 December 12, 2021

leonarding

Confirming plans only to then bail out last minute or go completely missing with a suspect/weak/epic excuse.

Also to pull a 'leonard'
"Where's Nick? He seemed so up for it and has been banging on for weeks that he was 100% going to be here but he's not here."
"Ah, he's probably leonarding / pulling a leonard"
leonarding by seanshouse November 7, 2013

Leo Martin 

Someone you can seriously love. He is amazing at art and has good taste in music; he prefers to read/analyze music lyrics instead of the chords that play in the background. He is extremely considerate and can never say no, (which he thinks is a burden) but is seriously heartwarming. We know he tries hard, and everyone has always admired the large spectrum of stuff he could put his mind to, and the outcome will be great. Everyone hopes one day they can tell him how they feel but they feel like he is too good for anyone. To any of the Leo Martins out there, hope you know that the world knows of your efforts and that you are loved.
I have never heard of anyone going by that, the only Martin I know is Leo Martin.
Leo Martin by ASafetyPin April 19, 2022

LezMarine 

A LezMarine is a just exactly what it sounds like: a submarine with homosexual women (or 'lesbians') on board. It's a pretty obscure reference, but I have heard it said before. I was informed that this word is from a 1969 pornographic spin-off of the Beatles' "Yellow Submarine" animated film. What made this particular porno reference able is that it was sued by Al Brodax and The Beatles for featuring the Beatles SoundTrack Album for Yellow Submarine without proper legal authurization from Polydor Records.
"We all live in a yellow LezMarine, not a Submarine!"
"Well comerre' an' show you a REAL submarine..."
"OHHHHHH!! SERGEANT PEPPER!!!!"
LezMarine by Rolland Posiac February 24, 2010

Leobartic 

An adjective describing the quality of catlike grace and power.
Examples include ballet dancers, acrobats and ninjas.
"The leobartic ninja ran up a wall and kicked a slow heavy and emphaticly NOT leobartic samuri in the face."
Leobartic by blue monk May 19, 2010

Liobarting 

Liobarting is the cycle in which hemroids happen, that being when you push to hard and your intestine is pushed out the sphincter and sucked back in causing a hemroid
Present tense for the word liobarting is liobart; dude did you just liobart
Liobarting by Mr Jibbles February 28, 2019