Liobarting is the cycle in which hemroids happen, that being when you push to hard and your intestine is pushed out the sphincter and sucked back in causing a hemroid
Present tense for the word liobarting is liobart; dude did you just liobart
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.