Jay Leno Syndrome 

When a person's head is much fatter or larger than expected from the rest of their body. Often, victims will have a perfectly thin or average body with a very large head, or a round face despite no other weight problem. The syndrome has been known to affect both men and women of all ages. There are only two known cures: Reaching extreme obesity to offset the effects of the syndrome, or self-decapitation. The latter may kill you, but the syndrome dies as well.
Has been known to affect:
Jay Leno (Tonight Show host and comedian)
Aaron Eckhart (Actor "Thank you for smoking"
David Gilmour (Pink Floyd's legendary guitarist and singer)
Donald Trump (Billionaire real estate mogul)
Garry Shandling (Comedian "The Larry Sanders Show")
Jason Bateman (Actor "Arrested Development)
Barry Bonds (Home run king and likely steroid user)
Bruce Willis (actor "Pulp Fiction)

"You know he's only 180 pounds?"
"Really? But his head's so fat!"
"Yeah, he's got a major case of Jay Leno Syndrome."

Jay Leno Syndrome by Jesse Crall February 17, 2008

The Leno Sauce Toss 

The act of making sweet lovin to yo girl in doggy style, then allowing your friend to take your place. A little while later you proceed to push your friend out the way and give her the sauce. You then tell her a string of horrible jokes about how hot it is in NYC.

Keshan-"Yo shlomo take my place.''
Shlomo-"Sure thing buddy!''
(5 minutes later)
Keshan-"Outta the way Shlomo I'm tossin the sauce!''
Shlomo-"Oi"
Shavanti-"Wass you doin Keshan???!!?!"
Keshan-"Today, it was so warm in NYC,...(Sauce is tossed)...Joan Rivers' face melted!"
And thats the Leno Sauce Toss

The Leno Sauce Toss by Aimsusha Budmunsha August 19, 2011

smokin a leño 

smokin a fat ass joint ese

aye ese que ases my g ?

smokin a leño why wasup chavala

smokin a leño by Ese Guey13 March 5, 2017

spark a leno 

to twist a budd
leno is from the spanish word leño that means wood log and stands here as a slang for buddah

spark a leno when we ride

spark a leno by Swoopa March 2, 2009

you should write for leno 

a phrase said to someone who tells a horrible joke, especially when they think it is hilarious

guy 1: don't eat the crab dip at the STD awareness fair! aren't i hilarious?
guy 2: you should write for leno.

you should write for leno by kailman / The 7hunder December 8, 2010

lenostraphy 

adj. any joke that comes out of jay leno's retarded half stuttering mandibular longitude.

i kind of feel bad for dave, he was trying to impress that girl last night and the joke he told was a lenostraphy.

lenostraphy by shelton7421 August 31, 2007

Lenos 

1.J.T. Money
Double AA's Cuz. fo Life

2. Spanish for Joint, Firewood Bundles, and JAckopots

"Bust out the Lenos and bust out the Bacardi.."-SLV

Lenos by Double AA September 19, 2003