flever

flever is a verb, it is defined as meeting up with a random girl, fucking her, and afterwards immediately running the hell away. literally running.
Dude, i think i want to hook up with that ugly girl over there, but i would definitely have to flever.
by shelton7421 August 23, 2007
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lenostraphy

adj. any joke that comes out of jay leno's retarded half stuttering mandibular longitude.
i kind of feel bad for dave, he was trying to impress that girl last night and the joke he told was a lenostraphy.
by shelton7421 August 24, 2007
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