lenostraphy Share definition Flag adj. any joke that comes out of jay leno's retarded half stuttering mandibular longitude. i kind of feel bad for dave, he was trying to impress that girl last night and the joke he told was a lenostraphy. lenostraphy by shelton7421 August 31, 2007 0 0 Get merch Get the lenostraphy mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch