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A phonetic spelling of "lmfao", used most commonly ironically, mocking those who use the expression unironically.
Robert: "haha Charles Dickens has 'dick' in his name😂😂😂"

Bill, sarcadtically: "oh, lemfow man."
Lemfow by Big nigga 34 July 6, 2018
Words you can keep
how some people read the acronym lmfao
Eric said "limfow!" to Phil's humorous comment.
limfow by fyrehart February 19, 2005
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adj, noun. the word said when someone ims, texts, facebook chats LMAO. This word is how to pronounce it!
or used in sentence describing something.
pronouced as LE- M- OW
he lemowed cause she fell.
and he was like lemow, and it was not lemow worthy bud.
*boy fails test*
hahaha lemow, fail.
lemow by Lemow lemonss November 22, 2010
The appropriate way to pronounce lmfao. Also said when laughing.
“I drove over a squirrel” said Eduardo. “Limfow” Justin said laughing
Limfow by Merwinerwin January 23, 2019
a chinese hacker working with limbow, also what the coolestestestest people in the world say
"Bruh yknow she tripped on her own feet"

"NO WAYS LIMFOWWWW"
Limfow by chinesehackerlimfow March 27, 2022

ₗᵉₘₐₒw

A way to pronounce the acronym, Lmao.
Me very well knowing that Lmao is an acronym for "Laugh my ass off" and is not pronounced as a word but used in a text.

My last brain cell: ₗᵉₘₐₒw
ₗᵉₘₐₒw by Foratnite September 24, 2018

Lumfow Disease 

When someone doesn't like butt stuff
David was pressuring TJ for butt stuff, but David is an insensitive prick because TJ suffers from Lumfow Disease.
Lumfow Disease by 1ujiminuxjimout September 25, 2018
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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