Leesure

A state of mind that is completely incomprehensable. When ronaldo suiiis its is defined as laois.

Liam Watson: “I scored 3-7 in an All Ireland Final and it was lees”
Ronaldo: “Leesure”

by Leesylees November 19, 2022

Leisure sentence

A sentence one really enjoys to speak. Especially on the weekends.

Guy 1: "Did that guy just say 'You're probably my new best friend?'"

Guy 2: "Yes he did."

Guy 1: "That's a leisure sentence."

by Jamal Rakens February 1, 2010

Leisure Centre

Rubbing someone's stomach whilst going in through the back door. Some people use massage oil however it is not necessary, just use spit :)

Can I leisure centre you?
Yes pls!

by CubicAtom April 5, 2023

Leisure Town

See above. Also, the greatest fucking comic and/or photojournalistic essay about these here modern times ever assembled.

Example: CONSUMER ALERT: Are our Christmas Time Suicide Balloons safe?

by JerGoertz March 12, 2004

Lady of leisure

A woman who has no responsibilities and is free to spend her time as she likes (used ironically)

I'm a lady of leisure this week; I don't need to be back at work until Monday.

by Time4tea December 28, 2017

leisure beer

Beer leftover from a party which you can then drink at your leisure.

"Should I pick up a six pack of Natty on the way over?" "Nah bro, plenty of leisure beer in the fridge"

by wordzmithz June 2, 2016

Gentleman of Leisure

A man who derives a living from their own finacial assets or has other sources of irregular income leaving them financially secure without any typical employment, duties, or financial responsibilities. Such a man may be self-made, or they may be the result of inheritance, a trust fund baby, or an "idiot son". A true gentleman of leisure enjoys a high quality of life involving mostly recreation and leisure activity, and often prides himself as a playboy, adventurer, or a gentleman gambler. While most are wealthy enough to remain without occupation they will often portray occupation with some line of work such as an investor, speculator, business owner, professional gambler, or even being involved in some sort of illegal or illicit trade.

After making rediculous amounts of money by selling his design to a large company, Tom now fancies himself a gentleman of leisure. He spends most days hanging around the pool reading The Wall Street Journal, and spends his nights at the club either drinking with ladies or playing high stakes poker in the back room.

by ALWXXX March 14, 2011