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leisureworld 

1. A fantasy world consisting of the delusions of a single Drew Brees fanatic and San Diego Chargers forum poster named Leisure and his imaginary 'stable girls,' who are female stalkees on the forum drawn into his imaginary world against their will. leisureworld is a self described 'well known internet poster,' whose mock NFL drafts top heavy with some of the biggest busts the NFL has ever seen defy all logic and reason. He calls these draft busts "Leisure Locks."

Leisureworld has been banned from his internet residences in San Diego but is rumored to be planning some vague armeggadon for the forums and mods who slighted him and his 'leisure locks'.

Currently he can be found hanging out at the New Orleans Saints fan forums, berating the evil Trumpet Man, Charger GM AJ Smith, and anyone who supports QB Philip Rivers while touting his new team the Saints while casting aside accusations of bandwagoning by repeating the statement, 'I shook the hands of Drew Brees and Reggie Bush.'

2. (third person adj.) A third person term denoting leisure, creator of leisureworld ie: "Leisureworld blames Trumpet man for driving Drew Brees out of San Diego
Leisureworld has issued a 'leisure lock' for Chris Henry. Meaning that Chris Henry has just been given a statistical kiss of death because no leisure lock has ever been signed to a second contract with the team who drafted him and most do not last through the first. Other 'leisure locks' in leisureworld include BOTH Mike Williams', WR and OT, perhaps the biggest pair of busts sharing the same name in NFL draft history.
leisureworld by Big Bro July 4, 2006
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Leisure World 

The first major planned retirement community of its type in the US, located in Seal Beach. Known for the giant spinning globe at the entrance and the many car accidents that occur at the intersection in front.
Mom, if you don't un-ground me, we're putting you in Leisure World.
Leisure World by havocslavic June 25, 2008
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of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026