Ledghammer
A legend of such power that their legendary behaviour smashes all forms of non-legendary acts to smithereens.
Ledghammer by dmbbb December 8, 2016
Words you can keep
Tom-Tom-Longhammer
Tom-Tom-Longhammer is a slang term that denotes a man who is slightly cross-eyed, with pigeon feet and tall in stature (over 6ft 3in), yet, between his legs hangs an enormous penis, called a Longhammer. The prefix of this compound word originates from the idea that if said person was a Native American, his tribal name would be Tom-Tom. It is not unusual for a Tom-Tom-Longhammer to be exceptionally well endowed--often resembling a deformed cucumber whose nutrient source during gestational timeframes was a synthesized form of growth hormone that is currently banned in most countries except North Korea where it is used for artificial excess growth in vegetable production. This uniquely sized penis is also used a counter weight that swings to and fro, like a pendulum, neutralizing the opposing motion created by the large anatomically incorrect pigeon feet. It has been said that a Tom-Tom-Longhammer is the most loyal person you will ever meet. He is generous and kind, albeit awkward in nearly all social settings due to his enormous wanker. When a Tom-Tom-Longhammer gets angry, he immediately and instinctively takes off all of his cloths and begins to violently masturbate while going completely crosseyed. It is best to maintain a safe distance from a Tom-Tom-Longhammer when he feels threatened.
Damn, bro, look at that big pigeon looking motherfucker, I bet that homie is a fucking Tom-Tom-Longhammer!
Tom-Tom-Longhammer by MalibuRecon May 21, 2018
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langhammer
An abnormally long and meaty cock. A langhammer can be thought of as a “porn-star” caliber dick. Aside from the above average length and girth, a langhammer must have clear protruding penile veins.
Heidi: I feel so bad for Shea.
Maria: Why, what happened?
Heidi: The guy she went home with ended up having a langhammer…
Maria: Are you serious?
Heidi: Yeah, all she wanted was a normal hookup, but now she can’t even walk.
Maria: Why, what happened?
Heidi: The guy she went home with ended up having a langhammer…
Maria: Are you serious?
Heidi: Yeah, all she wanted was a normal hookup, but now she can’t even walk.
langhammer by handfootandbun September 24, 2022
Longhammer
With the help of his longhammer, Alex was able to defeat the rebel alliance, master the violin, and still make it home in time for lunch
Longhammer by Megantron August 9, 2010
Lunghammer
Lunghammer by nofax1 February 19, 2010
ledgehammer
A tool for building a foundation of anything. Except a house. Originally used by Tim Denning, celebrity on Medium and LinkedIn, in an email describing the importance of foundations in any online business. And really, anything in life.
ledgehammer by DZJ123 June 14, 2023
ledgehammer
A portmanteau of the words "legend" and "hammer", reserved for only the biggest, baddest legends and/or hammers.
ledgehammer by alsdolim November 30, 2023
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Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
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TLDU
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026