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aka bleon this person is very funny. a fellow short person. Spends her days on splatoon so much so that she's the type of person to just... not come on discord and keeep playingggg til like 5am. at some point she's going to get her house broken into, her switch smashed and getting kidnapped by definitely not me ahaha that's for sure but lebon if you're reading this... I suggest sleeping with one eye open if you've been playing splatoon again...

anonymous source - I'd describe bleon as funny, caring, gay ummmm short, kind
DUCKYYYY LEBON DIED AGAINNNN
IT'S TIME TO SPAM LEBON AWAKE
Lebon by zestyzeph420 June 24, 2021
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A very "cool" thing, people also says it as the term "Swaggers".
Yo, dawg that is very lebon.
Lebon by Mr.Mailer April 12, 2024

Lebon Joms/Johns

Lebon Joms/Johns was Norwegian Basketball Player who was cousin to Miki Jason who was the king of pop who died from dooty booty diease since 1800
“I love Lebon Joms/Johns is King fr dude”
“Ong dude” *drinks a Root Beer from Canada*
Lebon Joms/Johns by naomilovescuba October 7, 2023
To shove a LeBron James toy up your ass, then take a shit while cumming the LeBron James toy.
Dude last night I lebon bon and I had to throw my LeBron James toy away because it was so nasty
Lebon bon by poo-nut-sandwich April 17, 2024

SIMON LEBON

Quite Simply the Sexiest Man with the most Sensual Voice on this Planet.

Oh, Yeah, and also the lead vocalist of the 80's band, Duran Duran.
It is my dream to fuck Simon LeBon while listening to *Hungry Like The Wolf*, in *Rio* on *Planet Earth* as my *Reflex* makes his pants *Come Undone* while *Saving a Prayer* for the *Wild Boys* during a *New Moon on Monday*. *Nortorious*......
SIMON LEBON by V August 2, 2004

SIMON LEBON

A semi-lob-on or semi-on. A penis that is not totally erect but has a good blood flow running through it at the time of commenting.
I am hanging quite well today thanks, I have a simon lebon
SIMON LEBON by steve d wilson August 28, 2008

Lebron J. Vaultier 

Infamous person (also known as Vabe Tellurion) who lives in Philippines. A fictional character and the main protagonist of Gen Z (Generation Z), He also served as the Guild Master and One man army.
Who is Lebron J. Vaultier?
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