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Learned the clarinet at school 

a euphemism for "I give a fantastic blowjob"
Person 1: so, any special talents?
Person 2: learned the clarinet at school.

learned the clarinet at school 

John: I learned the clarinet at school
*sherlock eagerly removes pants*

learned the clarinet at school 

The term "learned the clarinet at school" is most commonly used by persons as a way of conveying the fact that they have been known to give fantastic oral sex, particularly on male genitalia.
"I learned the clarinet at school." John said, sending a wink in the direction of his room-mate.

I learned the clarinet at school

An innuendo alluding to the speaker's blowjob skills.
'I learned the clarinet at school.'
'I look forward to it.'

'Have sex with me.'
'Why should I?'
'Come on, I learned the clarinet at school.'
'COMING!'

Learned to play the clarinet at school 

So how is Jill at giving you a BJ, John?

Oh, she totally learned to play the clarinet at school.