Johnlock's definitions

I learned the clarinet at school

An innuendo alluding to the speaker's blowjob skills.

'I learned the clarinet at school.'
'I look forward to it.'

'Have sex with me.'
'Why should I?'
'Come on, I learned the clarinet at school.'
'COMING!'

by Johnlock November 4, 2012

Mollia

Is an amazing unique girl. Normally awkward, shy, but once you get to know her shes a very awesome person. She loves music and is comfortable with her closest friends.

Vic: Did you see that awkward girl?
Oli: Yeah dude, it was kinda cute. I think her name was Mollia.

by JohnLock November 26, 2013