Leanis

A skinny penis; sharp as a razor. Not allowed at airports, schools (unless under 5 inches), government building, stadiums. Must be registered with the ATF if model 69 or higher. If longer than 11.5 inches it is considered an Assult Leanis.

Jim: "What happened to Carlos?"
Tyrone: "You didn't hear? He was detained at the border for trying to pass with an unregistered leanis."

Leanis by Get away dad! February 27, 2019

Leanis

A penis of biblical proportions, biologically curious in that both males and females may possess a Leanis. The origins of Leanises or, 'Leanai', are genetic - one cannot be grown, it must be born. In ages nine and younger, a Leanis will present as a smaller, but still formidable 'Stundnis'. In time, and with proper nutrition, this Stundnis will eventually mature into a fully fledged Leanis.

Dave: Man you'll never guess what..
Mike: What?
Dave: Just found out my girl has a Leanis.
Mike: You lucky motherfucker. Hold onto that one.

Leanis by notamethhead May 24, 2013

leanis

1. n.
A penis longer than it is wide.

1. Did you see Joey's leanis? It's so thin, but it goes deep!

leanis by MBI May 3, 2005

leanis

Portmanteau of lean and penis. It is a penis that is long but very thin.

Becky: OMG I totally want to bang Jared.
Katie: He's hot, but he has a leanis so it's like having sex with a foot long hot dog.

leanis by awkweird August 11, 2021

Assult Leanis 

If a Leanis is 11.5 inches long it is considered an Assult Leanis. The first time an Assult Leanis was used in combat. Was 1943 on December 69th. Note cutting your Assult Leanis will create an illegal Sawed off Leanis.

General: I'm sorry for your lose. Your son was killed with an Assult Leanis.
Mom: That's a fat rip in a chat yo.

Assult Leanis by Get away dad! February 28, 2019

lemniscoop 

1. an endless scoop of something pleasant

"a lemniscoop of ice cream"

lemniscoop by benis butter May 23, 2018

Leenism 

When you can't eat a product of an animal with the meat of that same animal, combined.

Can't eat Cheeseburger, (cow meat with the cheese that's made of cow's milk)?? This is leenism...

Can't drink Milk shake with burger?? Leenism.

Can't eat Chicken with egg? Leenism.

Can't eat Goat meat with goat cheese? Again, leenism.

Can't eat Fish with caviar? Leenism.

All these are examples of what is known as "Leenism"

Leenism by louis is louis January 4, 2014