12 definitions by Get away dad!

A skinny penis; sharp as a razor. Not allowed at airports, schools (unless under 5 inches), government building, stadiums. Must be registered with the ATF if model 69 or higher. If longer than 11.5 inches it is considered an Assult Leanis.
Jim: "What happened to Carlos?"
Tyrone: "You didn't hear? He was detained at the border for trying to pass with an unregistered leanis."
by Get away dad! February 27, 2019
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A difficult wrist exercise often so powerful it leads to broken arms, fingers, wrists, divorces, a lot of time alone in your room, and death.
I was Jacking Off last night to cheese grader hentai
by Get away dad! March 9, 2019
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When you pound someone’s bootyhole so hard it makes their body implode and your dick comes out of out their skull.
Dad get away or else I Assannihilate you.
by Get away dad! February 28, 2019
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A drink originated from California.

23% Total Fat 15g.
28% Saturated Fat 5.6g.
13% Cholesterol 40mg.
33% Sodium 790mg.
7% Potassium 229mg.
1% Total Carbohydrates 2.6g.
0% Dietary Fiber 0g.
Sugars 0g.
Fuck man, I wish I was sipping bleach right now.
by Get away dad! February 27, 2019
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People who put their enemies name on urban dictionary and write something shitty.
Don't you just hate DictionaryDicks? Always fucking up this site.
by Get away dad! February 27, 2019
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