lanise

funny, nerdy, random, spastic, contraversal, special in her own way lol, and awesometastic,

she has her slow moments. :D

omg who is that girl...shes lanise lol

lanise by lanise special November 28, 2011

Lanise

Lanise is one of the most independent & innovative. They are individualistic. They have leadership traits. They like bossy attitude “like always” just kidding. They are also keep their authority together, looked up to by their subordinates. They must act as per their own verdict & must garner the fruit of their own effort. They must be bold & meticulous. They must not be extremely pompous & overconfident. They can get easily divorced. their soul urge love independence & variations in life. They are intellectuals. They love to travel & are adventurous. Travel normally brings good fortune & advancement in life. They can't go deep into a job. They don't value time at all. They have strong sexual urge & attract the opposite sex. They are creative but poor at finance. They like socializing. They may over-indulge in intoxicants & gambling

Lanise is a loving and caring individual with a tendency to put the needs of others before those of yourself. You are responsible and trustworthy with a high regard for justice and honesty. Duty will follow you all your life and sometimes feel a little too much of a burden. You are artistic. Harmony and beauty are high on your list of priorities. You have musical talent but the creative talents of a 6 are sometimes left undeveloped or suppressed as a result of your tendency to sacrifice your time and pleasure.”

Lanise by Datiyah_15 March 19, 2023

Lanise

A dirty ass black ass broke bitch who looks like she got hit by a semi truck and who has a brother with a big ass nose

Lanise smells like dog shit

Lanise by Bruh.its.jayyyy March 16, 2020

Lanasexual 

Lanasexuality is romantic or sexual attraction or behavior toward Lana Parrilla/Evil Queen of Once Upon a Time. The term is especially used in the context of human sexual attraction to denote romantic or sexual feelings toward Lana Parrilla. The problem arises when a female may actually consider themselves straight just sexually or romantically attracted to Lana Parrilla. There may be some conflicting feelings for the female to deal with. They may also go through a period of Regalsis

Nelly- I was just on Tiny Chat with Katie and she's freaking
Marguerite- What's wrong with her?
Samantha- She's trying to sort out all these feels for Lana Parrilla
Marguerite- What's wrong with that?
Nelly- She thinks she may be Lanasexual
Samantha- Oh...
Nelly- me too.

Lanasexual by NellyPheenix November 27, 2012

lanie 

lanie is a smart and beautiful girl.she is always there for anyone no matter how special they are to her. when she loves she loves hard so don't hurt her bc she is very emotional.even if your mean to her she will never be like that to you.she is the one girl you can count on for anything...she a great girlfriend/bestfriend/sister....anyone would be very lucky to have her.

wow i want that lanie...

lanie by Lanieeee December 11, 2016

Lanier Middle School 

-The deepest pit of hell
-Filled with assholes and gangster wannabies, with a few sluts sprinkeled in for good measure
-The teachers are either awesome or they suck
-If you can't pretend you're rich, you will be shunned by people who can
-some douche spread poop on the walls in the boys bathroom spring 2011 and now the administration thinks all boys are troublemakers
-YOU WILL HAVE AT LEAST ONE SEXIST TEACHER!!
-A grouping for all the posers in northern VA, with some poor sorry bastards thrown in against their will

Mom: "Hey, honey how was school?"
Student: "Same old, same old."
Mom: "OH NO! It was THAT BAD?"
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Lanier Middle School
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Lanier Middle School by The_Messanger_Of_Darkness August 12, 2011

Lanasexual 

LANASEXUAL: a descriptive word for females who identify themselves as straight but have feelings of love and/or attraction toward actress Lana Parrilla.

"A friend asked me if I was straight or bi, and I replied NEITHER. I'm LanaSexual."

"Look at those women, trying to promote their Lanasexual agenda!"

"While watching OUAT, I realized that my Lanasexuality was growing stronger with each viewing."

Lanasexual by HenrySwanMills May 26, 2014