You're in a bar in Toronto at the beginning of the hockey season. "Are you hearing these fucking Leafblowers? They think Toskala will win the Vezina! Goddamn Leafblowers!"
by lungpigger April 9, 2009
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There is really no distinguishing one from another, because they are all only qualified to do yard work. Mostly on the grounds they are too lazy or stupid to learn English, the native language of the country they are living in.
There is really no distinguishing one from another, because they are all only qualified to do yard work. Mostly on the grounds they are too lazy or stupid to learn English, the native language of the country they are living in.
Leafblowers live 20 deep in an apartment and play mexican circus music all damn day.
Hey we need to get our lawn mowed! We should call one of those leafblowers to do it!
Hey we need to get our lawn mowed! We should call one of those leafblowers to do it!
by ttmike42 December 20, 2008
Get the Leafblower mug.Where you squat over a chicks face and fart, and all the little flecks of shit and toilet paper smack her real good.
by J-bizzle December 21, 2003
Get the leafblower mug.1. A specific type of joke where the punch line is completely unrelated to the preceding set-up; commonly met with dead silence, although a masterful joke may elicit laughs due to sheer stupidity.
2. A version of an anti-joke that depends upon a stupid punch line instead of a logical one.
Origin: The name of this joke came about as a result of when a drug-user forgot the punch line to a joke, and simply ended it with "leafblower".
2. A version of an anti-joke that depends upon a stupid punch line instead of a logical one.
Origin: The name of this joke came about as a result of when a drug-user forgot the punch line to a joke, and simply ended it with "leafblower".
Dude 1: "Hey, what was the punch line to that leafblower joke you told me earlier about that cactus?"
Dude 2: "Oh, that one. I think it was something about a styrofoam cup."
Dude 2: "Oh, that one. I think it was something about a styrofoam cup."
by Zachariahsmith April 4, 2011
Get the leafblower joke mug.When a male or female takes a dump on their partners chest during sex or any other time and forcefully piss the poop off of their body.
by makebelieve123 July 27, 2010
Get the Turkish Leafblower mug.Basically when your having sex and you ejaculate so hard that her face blows back like when you point a leafblower at someone.
Don't do it because she will probably bite it off :(
Don't do it because she will probably bite it off :(
I heard Michael gave Katie a Canadian leafblower yesterday apparently she wasn't impressed and left him alone for the rest of the night.
by BigFatAlan July 24, 2019
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