Leafblower 

A derogatory term for fans of the NHL hockey team, the Toronto Maple Leafs.

You're in a bar in Toronto at the beginning of the hockey season. "Are you hearing these fucking Leafblowers? They think Toskala will win the Vezina! Goddamn Leafblowers!"

Leafblower by lungpigger April 9, 2009

leafblower 

when two gay men get into a sixty nine position and blow into eachothers' assholes.

'watch out for joane, he went in to far when doing leafblower the other day."

leafblower by leafblower69 April 8, 2020

Leafblower 

mexican male.
There is really no distinguishing one from another, because they are all only qualified to do yard work. Mostly on the grounds they are too lazy or stupid to learn English, the native language of the country they are living in.

Leafblowers live 20 deep in an apartment and play mexican circus music all damn day.

Hey we need to get our lawn mowed! We should call one of those leafblowers to do it!

Leafblower by ttmike42 December 20, 2008

leafblower 

Where you squat over a chicks face and fart, and all the little flecks of shit and toilet paper smack her real good.

So i layed her on the bed, told her to close her eyes, and then i leafblowed all over her!

leafblower by J-bizzle December 21, 2003

leafblower joke 

1. A specific type of joke where the punch line is completely unrelated to the preceding set-up; commonly met with dead silence, although a masterful joke may elicit laughs due to sheer stupidity.

2. A version of an anti-joke that depends upon a stupid punch line instead of a logical one.

Origin: The name of this joke came about as a result of when a drug-user forgot the punch line to a joke, and simply ended it with "leafblower".

Dude 1: "Hey, what was the punch line to that leafblower joke you told me earlier about that cactus?"

Dude 2: "Oh, that one. I think it was something about a styrofoam cup."

leafblower joke by Zachariahsmith April 4, 2011

Turkish Leafblower

When a male or female takes a dump on their partners chest during sex or any other time and forcefully piss the poop off of their body.

No need for an example of a turkish leafblower. Desciption is all in the definition.

Turkish Leafblower by makebelieve123 July 27, 2010

canadian leafblower 

Basically when your having sex and you ejaculate so hard that her face blows back like when you point a leafblower at someone.

Don't do it because she will probably bite it off :(

I heard Michael gave Katie a Canadian leafblower yesterday apparently she wasn't impressed and left him alone for the rest of the night.

canadian leafblower by BigFatAlan July 24, 2019