Definitions by BigFatAlan

White Fountain

When your lying down and you ejaculate so high that it sprays upwards then back down. Like a Fountain. Its is white because that's the colour of semen.

I had a furious wank yesterday it was so nice. I wanked so hard that I made a white fountain.

White Fountain by BigFatAlan August 27, 2019

black pinocchio 

a black man who has an abnormally large nose and often lies a lot.

Mom: Hey Jamal come here please
Jamal: No mom I going to the shop
Mom: Ah ah no you don't you stupid black Pinocchio.
Jamal: Fuck off mom you dirty nigger

black pinocchio by BigFatAlan July 24, 2019

canadian leafblower 

Basically when your having sex and you ejaculate so hard that her face blows back like when you point a leafblower at someone.

Don't do it because she will probably bite it off :(

I heard Michael gave Katie a Canadian leafblower yesterday apparently she wasn't impressed and left him alone for the rest of the night.

canadian leafblower by BigFatAlan July 24, 2019

Cum and Run 

basically when you nut in a woman to make them pregnant and then you flea the city or country.

What my dad did

Mum why isn't dad here

Because he did a cum and run

Mum your a milf

Cum and Run by BigFatAlan July 24, 2019