BigFatAlan's definitions

black pinocchio

a black man who has an abnormally large nose and often lies a lot.

Mom: Hey Jamal come here please
Jamal: No mom I going to the shop
Mom: Ah ah no you don't you stupid black Pinocchio.
Jamal: Fuck off mom you dirty nigger

by BigFatAlan July 24, 2019

White Fountain

When your lying down and you ejaculate so high that it sprays upwards then back down. Like a Fountain. Its is white because that's the colour of semen.

I had a furious wank yesterday it was so nice. I wanked so hard that I made a white fountain.

by BigFatAlan August 27, 2019

canadian leafblower

Basically when your having sex and you ejaculate so hard that her face blows back like when you point a leafblower at someone.

Don't do it because she will probably bite it off :(

I heard Michael gave Katie a Canadian leafblower yesterday apparently she wasn't impressed and left him alone for the rest of the night.

by BigFatAlan July 24, 2019

Cum and Run

basically when you nut in a woman to make them pregnant and then you flea the city or country.

What my dad did

Mum why isn't dad here

Because he did a cum and run

Mum your a milf

by BigFatAlan July 24, 2019