Lazonby is a village in the North East of England. It beholds many famous personnels such as Sheila, the bald shop clerk who has an obsession with Cuisine de France, Nylon Sue, the infamous porn star, Russell, the only gay in the village and of course, his dog Smartie. (who he had christened.) The village is full of farmers, and of course, lurking in the scummy end of the village lay the chavs. These chavs like to dress in trackies, Fred Perry raincoats and crappy trainers from Tescos. They lack the ability to speak properly and most have not yet learnt to read or write. I do suggest you stay clear of this part of Lazonby, unless you wish to partake in drug inhaling and alcohol consuming. The land is ruled by the blue party, of course, the Conservatives. This is plainly because the county is inhabited by ill-educated chavs and farmers who know so little about politics that they think Nick Clegg is Humpty Dumpties Uncle and that David Cameron is a fictional character from the Twilight Saga. The MP that reigns here lives under the name of "Rory the Tory" and is worshipped by the farmers and their mothers. He is not as dull as you may think though, as he once tutored the two Princes. How exciting, I bet he had tea with Queen many a time. I heard they're making a film about him and two rumoured castings are Robert Pattinson and also Brad Pitt.
Now you may be thinking, Rory? Russell? NYLON SUE? This sounds an amazing place to live... but alas, it is not.
You have been warned.
Now you may be thinking, Rory? Russell? NYLON SUE? This sounds an amazing place to live... but alas, it is not.
You have been warned.
There's a hole in the world like a great black pit
and the chavs of the world inhabit it
and its morals aren't worth what a pig could spit
and it goes by the name of Lazonby.
At the top of the hole sit the privileged few
Making mock of the farmers in the lonely zoo
turning beauty to filth and greed...
I too have sailed the world and seen its wonders,
for the cruelty of chavs is as wonderous as can be
but there's no place like Lazonby!
and the chavs of the world inhabit it
and its morals aren't worth what a pig could spit
and it goes by the name of Lazonby.
At the top of the hole sit the privileged few
Making mock of the farmers in the lonely zoo
turning beauty to filth and greed...
I too have sailed the world and seen its wonders,
for the cruelty of chavs is as wonderous as can be
but there's no place like Lazonby!
by imakefaces September 2, 2012
Get the Lazonby mug.Australian born actor given the difficult task of being the first non-Connery 007. Much hated by many who haven't read On Her Majesty's Secret Service, he had the doubly difficult task of being the only Bond to genuinely fall for a girl, a trait that goes against a regular Bond story.
Used to be the Malboro man before being chosen to play Bond. Was actually asked to make a second Bond, but turned it down himself- a move he would later regard as the worst of his life. Recently got into Pierce Brosnan's bad books when the press overheard a comment he said about Pierce.
His Bond movie, On Her Majesty's Secret Service, is perhaps Bond's most vulnerable film, but still manages to balance a love story with a thriller action piece about a plot to contaminate England's livestock and other food sources.
Used to be the Malboro man before being chosen to play Bond. Was actually asked to make a second Bond, but turned it down himself- a move he would later regard as the worst of his life. Recently got into Pierce Brosnan's bad books when the press overheard a comment he said about Pierce.
His Bond movie, On Her Majesty's Secret Service, is perhaps Bond's most vulnerable film, but still manages to balance a love story with a thriller action piece about a plot to contaminate England's livestock and other food sources.
Guy 1: Dude that George Lazenby sucked. He needs a chick to save him from thugs? come on!
Guy 2: Yeah, but his only contact had been murdered and he had barely survived the trip down the mountain. You'd be pretty shook up too if you went through that.
Guy 1: Connery could have handled it. Even Daulton could have breezed it.
Guy 2: Yeah, and look at how Connery was in Diamonds are Forever- talking to Blofeld like he hadn't just killed his WIFE! I like Connery, but even he shouldn't have touched DaF.
Guy 1: Yeah, true dat.
Guy 2: Yeah, but his only contact had been murdered and he had barely survived the trip down the mountain. You'd be pretty shook up too if you went through that.
Guy 1: Connery could have handled it. Even Daulton could have breezed it.
Guy 2: Yeah, and look at how Connery was in Diamonds are Forever- talking to Blofeld like he hadn't just killed his WIFE! I like Connery, but even he shouldn't have touched DaF.
Guy 1: Yeah, true dat.
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by JWE92 January 24, 2013
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by Lpkg August 25, 2021
Get the Matthew Lazenby mug.somebody who sucks up to everyone who has some sort of authority so that they think they are a nice person even though they are pricks to others when the person with authority is not looking. this means that they get other people in trouble when they react because they always get away with it. this normally happens in a teaching establishment such as a school or college.
see also: teachers pet
see also: teachers pet
that guys doing a lazenby to the teacher again
by scul March 12, 2008
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