Laybuy

putting someone on laybuy. like if they ask you out, you put them on laybuy until you’re ready.

“do you want to go out?”

“i’ll put you on laybuy”

Laybuy by lilmickster July 17, 2020

layby 

Used in some parts of Australia like Canberra. A hot girl that's too young for you and hence you have to figuratively put her on layby. Usually used as a qualifier so you don't sound like a pedophile.

Guy 1:"Check her out."
Guy 2: "Dude, are you sick? She's gotta be like 13."
Guy 1: "Okay then she's a layby." or "I'll put her on layby"

OR

"Check out the layby."

layby by K.C.D.L. May 26, 2004

laybyawn

A freak. French pronunciation of lesbian. Used by geeks.

a freak, a laybyawn

laybyawn by wahwowowo March 19, 2010

layboy 

Like playboy but only interested in getting laid, and not the other stuff usually associated with playboy business.

Well, you know, he ain't called layboy for no reason.

layboy by Ceha September 1, 2003

There's no such thing as fake siling labuyo. 

It's stating the obvious and suggesting to the other person to accept the thing stated and deal with it.

Dobol: The traffic along EDSA is incredible.
Lundle: There's no such thing as fake siling labuyo. EDSA has always been traffic as far as I can remember.

Erwin: The incompetence of the Philippine government is beyond imagination.
Dobol: There's no such thing as fake siling labuyo.
Lundle: Don't blame me, I didn't vote for that motherfucker.

There's no such thing as fake siling labuyo. by The Masterchicker October 25, 2010

LayBy 

When a guy terms a girl younger than 18, or more so (underaged) 16 or under as a "LAYBY" or "LAY-BY" - what he means is she looks like a girl he'd put on "layby" until she was legal to engage in sexual activities with.

It has a strongly paedophilic feel to it because what he is Really saying is :
"I'd fuck her now - if it were legal, or - i could 'get away with' doing it"

Thanks Diesel for this particularly revolting terminology that You personally started..

A truly disturbing & disgusting term when you really think about it. Ugh!

That girl there, she's on LAYBY for now..
I had to LAY-BY her due to the Law...

Ewwwwwwwwwww! Ugh!! Fkn GROSS!!!

LayBy by FantaPants6969 February 12, 2021

Satan's Layby 

A town, village, or area where old people gather to live, and presumably die. Hence, Satan puts them on Layby because he can not afford to keep them in Hell as of yet.

The town of Toowoomba, Queensland, Australia is Satan's Layby.

Satan's Layby by Fostorb July 27, 2007