Laxmus

Celebrated on February 13th, Laxmus is a holiday commemorating the time when our lord and savior was brutally attacked by an unknown man. Usually the celebration includes no learning and an erection at half mass to symbolize our sadness of the attack, as well as our happiness that our lord took it like a man.

This year I will be celebrating Laxmus with my friends and family.

Laxmus by Hail Laxmus February 13, 2022

laxus 

A Badass Lighting User In Fairy Tail

I ship Laxus and Mirajane

laxus by RaiD_R February 25, 2017

gluteus laximus

a flat booty; a gluteus without the maximus

Joe: Would you fuck Mary?
Hank: Not with that gluteus laximus.
Joe: Ha! Ha! Ha!

gluteus laximus by 2014_chiguy March 7, 2008

Laxmas

In the Spring time, as the snow melts, Santa brings the bros some lax twigs

Bro: I can't wait for christmas!
Dude: Yo Laxmas is more ill.
Brah: Yeah Laxmas is dank.

Laxmas by Broseph Danksauce December 15, 2009

laxmas

A Christmas time gathering of lacrosse fanatics during which time the participants exchange gifts with another laxrat. Essentially a lacrosse themed Secret Santa.

"Yo, what'd you get him for laxmas?"

laxmas by schmory December 23, 2006

laxmish 

A smort dude who makes da big bucks

Dude! That guy is definitely a Laxmish!!!

laxmish by Ratuly February 26, 2022

Kaitlyne lamusse 

Great friend

Kaitlyne lamusse Freind that is of mine

Kaitlyne lamusse by Harry.p October 27, 2017